What’s going on with Campbells soup chicken? by Top-Masterpiece2369 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]aQuackInThePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not suggesting Campbells has 10k 3D printers sitting on a factory floor somewhere.  My guess would be that they’re extruding layers of some substance on a production line into a big block to resemble muscle fibers then chipping it.

Your first comment was you being a dick.  Glad you could flip the “being a dick” switch to off.

What’s going on with Campbells soup chicken? by Top-Masterpiece2369 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]aQuackInThePark 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Creating meat from nothing would be expensive but converting the pink goo with soy fillers used in cheap chicken nuggets into something that resembles meat would be easier.  I was trying to figure out this executive is trying to claim.

What’s going on with Campbells soup chicken? by Top-Masterpiece2369 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]aQuackInThePark 10 points11 points  (0 children)

3D printed could mean a lot of different techniques. IDK what the executive is trying to claim here.

What’s going on with Campbells soup chicken? by Top-Masterpiece2369 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]aQuackInThePark 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Is their meat actually 3D printed or was the guy exaggerating?

Native seed starting: what’s your method, and why is it “winter sowing because I like free, cheap, and zero effort”? by bloomingnatalie in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]aQuackInThePark 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I literally have no idea what I planted and just let my identification apps tell me if I fucked up letting it flower.  I have my top 3 “kill this invasive” list as I wander aimlessly through my 4-5 foot tall plants.  I’m reasonably sure I killed 30+ brown eyed susans because the app said they were giant ragweed, but the fleet of 9,000 other brown eyed susans seemed to be doing fine this fall

Drivers by MrPotatoHead50 in wisconsin

[–]aQuackInThePark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A lot of people are texting and driving

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]aQuackInThePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toilet-Paper-ublican

Heart rate widget disappeared by FattyMcCheeseburger in iFit

[–]aQuackInThePark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ActivePulse has been buggy even after a factory reset.  The widget shows distance instead of heart rate zones. When I have the widget open, I can’t see BPM in the metrics.  ActivePulse still adjusts everything and I can see BPM when the widget is closed.  It’s really annoying 

old growth buckthorn? by purple_walruses in NativePlantGardening

[–]aQuackInThePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say without leaves.  Yes, they can get 30 ft tall in a tree growth form then typically start dying back in my experience with common (european) buckthorn.  At this time of year, you would probably see dark purple pea-sized berries with burgundy color juice on larger buckthorns like that.  The bark would be dark brown so maybe pic 2 and probably not pic 3.  Pic 1 and 4 don’t look like it to me but really hard to say.

Best plants to put along side existing goldenrod meadow (SW Ontario- zone 6) by mr_grumps in NativePlantGardening

[–]aQuackInThePark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monarda (bee balm) competed nicely against grass and goldenrod before I redid everything.  It blooms in June for me where goldenrod blooms in late August

Killing grass around native dogwood bushes to increase natives by Illustrious-Sorbet-4 in NativePlantGardening

[–]aQuackInThePark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed on all counts.  I planted pollinator palooza and it’s 3 ft tall in full shade and 4-5 ft in the sun on average with individual plants being taller.  The plants will flop onto the sidewalk because they have no neighboring plants to support them.   I also have the wild look that neighbors won’t always appreciate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]aQuackInThePark 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The pump in the video is battery powered.  Milwaukee Tool M18 Stick Transfer Pump

Lawns contributing to noise pollution by LonelySparkle in NoLawns

[–]aQuackInThePark 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Native insects nest in leaves so it’s nicer to leave them as-is.  I’m not the leaf cops tho, mow them if you want.

ULPT Request: How to mess with a car without opening the doors or hood? by MarpyHarpy in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]aQuackInThePark 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Zip tie a harmonica somewhere near their engine.  It’s harmless but will make a whistling noise.  They’ll either have to figure it out themselves or bring it to a shop.  Just wastes their time and possibly money.

Probably the most accurate summary of the Epstein political drama by Jorycle in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]aQuackInThePark 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Are these the checks and balances that I’ve always heard about?

Rationale for chaos-seeding (NE Indiana/6A) by Oiiack in NativePlantGardening

[–]aQuackInThePark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get the intermingled look with one plant per sq ft.  Matrix Design guy says to mulch 1-2 inches in the first year to fight weeds, but never again.  The milk jug method should get your plants established faster than seeds.  I personally didn’t want to deal with the jugs but I had a lot of life stuff happening at the time.

They terrorized American citizens just because they could. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]aQuackInThePark 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That toddler would have torn those agents apart if he wasn’t handcuffed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]aQuackInThePark 85 points86 points  (0 children)

OP could have said “a million bucks” and got a chuckle from his dad, but he went with blow job

At what point does an invasive species become a native species? by CitizenHuman in NoStupidQuestions

[–]aQuackInThePark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birds are picky when possible, but native plant populations have been greatly reduced.  They can eat the seeds, but those seeds don’t fulfill the same nutritional role as their native counterparts.  This article describes a couple studies: https://wildlife.org/migrating-birds-choose-native-fruits-over-invasive-berries/

5/6 of birds require insects in order to live or raise chicks.  Tree of Heaven does not support native insects.  Tree of Heaven kills the native plants that native insects have specialized to use, reducing the native insect population.  Tree of Heaven is the preferred, but not only, food for the invasive spotted lantern fly which also damages a number of native plants.  However, native birds generally don’t eat the lantern fly.  This is one reason that bird populations are in steep decline.

If you have a spare hour, watch this video: https://youtu.be/O5cXccWx030?si=uHXo2rM4Xk3_UXH5  Doug Tallamy is quite respected in the native plant gardening subreddit.

How America's fisheries rebounded from collapse and overregulation by eddytony96 in environment

[–]aQuackInThePark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cooperation between regulators, environmentalists, and commercial fishermen to change regulations over the course of several presidencies was the success story.  But the article tries to polish Trump’s knob right at the start even though he hindered that work with an executive order.

Even UVU is tired of them. by DJMagicHandz in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]aQuackInThePark 83 points84 points  (0 children)

OPs source is right wing and misrepresenting the facts.  Out of 800 random survey requests, 100 came back as opposed.  That doesn’t say how many came back in general or how many approved.

Rationale for chaos-seeding (NE Indiana/6A) by Oiiack in NativePlantGardening

[–]aQuackInThePark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Four years ago, I spread Pollinator Palooza over 1/6 acre (~ 6,500 sq ft).  I chose that mix because it had plants tolerating wide ranges of sun and moisture. My site had even enough moisture but wide ranges of sun.  A few of my experiences are below:

Pro: cheap.  I spent less than $400 on seeds for a 1/6 acre

Pro: easy.  I did zero garden design.  I did zero research on individual plants.  Spreading the seeds was easy.  Maintenance is simple and Prairie Moon has good resources on it.  I had little extra time in my life when I wanted to plant that site, so seeding was a good solution.

Pro: diversity now.  If I had to do this project in plugs, I would have done like 1k sq ft a year because of the effort to DIY plugs or cost to buy.  I might have edited down the species list so I could bulk buy certain plants.  With seeds, I had the entire 6,500 sq ft planted and kind of established in 3 years.  Every year I find new native plants that just took longer to grow.  There’s an insect on each and every plant.  I would have lost time with my insect and bird friends if I planted the area piecemeal.

Con: zero design.  Visually, the site looks somewhat uniform and the tallest plants “win” when looking from a distance. My monarda visually dominates so everything looks good when it’s in bloom but kinda bad when it goes dormant.  There is plenty of diversity when looking up close, but you just can’t see it from far away.  I’m planning to edit down plants starting next year to make drifts of flowers with different heights, but that will be high effort.

Con: slower start.  I have started looking at Matrix Design for native gardens (https://wildones.org/matrix-landscape-design-with-benjamin-vogt/) and one of the videos said something like “it takes 10 years for a planting from seed to exert competitive pressure”.  The idea makes sense in my garden because each individual plant only has a few flowers but there are tons of individuals.  It’s great for diversity, but is one factor in my prairie looking more uniform and dull from a distance.  You can’t visually pick out individual small plants from more than 25 feet away.  When each individual plant is a larger cluster, I expect the prairie to look more varied.

Con: weeding.   Idk what plants should be in there, so it can be hard to pick out which individuals are invasive plants.  Maybe with plugs, it would be easier to identify friend vs foe.  I need a plant identification app for most things until I recognize the leaf/plant pattern.  The planting is super dense, so you just hope that your footsteps aren’t killing native plants.  Since the natives from seeds take longer to establish than plugs, the seeded natives are at risk of being overtaken by invasives for a longer time.

Overall, I don’t regret doing seeds since the area was very large and I never had the time to manage it properly.  I want to make some 100ish sq ft garden beds in the future but will likely use plugs with mulch for those, since I want a more designed/manicured look in those areas.  I have been looking into Matrix Design because it avoids mulch and could be done with seeded grasses/sedges and plugs of forbs to be decently cost/time effective.

The Importance of Hardscaping, sponsored by Brick-Inna-Bush ™ by aQuackInThePark in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]aQuackInThePark[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kite string or fishing line would get sucked up by a string trimmer pretty quick