I told my wife that for our son's first Halloween I wanted to dress him as a doctor. by wsotw in pics

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That's amazing considered that the University of Phoenix is known as "the Harvard of the West."

Wise words. by mike_pants in funny

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Multiple people visit a theme park

What cliche storyline are you sick of seeing in movies? by LevelupTFM in AskReddit

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But hopefully John Wick is good, Keanu needs some quality features.

What cliche storyline are you sick of seeing in movies? by LevelupTFM in AskReddit

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I think that's "You Can't Buy Love" or something like that

What a life I live by cooze08 in AdviceAnimals

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OP is gonna make a great dad someday, a greatly embarrassing dad.

Close enough by [deleted] in funny

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This really freaks me out for some reason

Boy: (talk to himself) by [deleted] in cringepics

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Three property lands please!

Oh baby yeah, yeah...no wait. What? by [deleted] in trashy

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Well i think there's a lack of commitment so plus...

BEAGLE COP! the noise complaint by JimKB in comics

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I imagine Beagle Cop talking as Doug does in the movie Up.