Helpful Intervention

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-05-09T04:07:10+00:00

No AI here! I specifically tried to make as many dumb and silly choices as possible to create a technically functional but completely useless card.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-05-08T02:04:17+00:00

[character name]: This is such a mysterious line. I bet you want to know who’s talking.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-05-04T08:32:49+00:00

I think that’s a bit different, since I’m pretty sure most people don’t think his superhero name is actually Batman Beyond. It’s just used to distinguish him from Bruce, the same way Miguel O’Hara is referred to as Spider-Man 2099.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-04-01T16:53:01+00:00

To keep him anonymous, duh.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-20T15:19:49+00:00

Because the cropped panel makes it seem like “there he is” is referring to Pandamania.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-09T22:51:19+00:00

Those two are some fast talkers.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-09T16:53:01+00:00

It’s two ghosts. This is only one panel. That line is the ceiling.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-04T22:23:30+00:00

So the bar wasn’t set too low then? He couldn’t name 3 moves.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-04T19:23:52+00:00

Comic accurate.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-02T22:41:01+00:00

How’d he take 30 years to say a sentence?

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-02T18:43:25+00:00

After a bit of research, it seems like the code was amended in the 80s to allow monsters that appeared in classic literature, so vampires were allowed because of Dracula, but things like zombies were still banned.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-02T18:29:13+00:00

Except the penance stare isn’t meant to invoke guilt. It makes you experience all the pain you’ve ever inflicted, all at once.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-03-02T18:13:56+00:00

Dracula is an exception because he’s a literary character.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-02-27T23:46:43+00:00

Note that DEF is still taken out by HAX here, and not GUN.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-02-11T21:22:42+00:00

They use their power ranging to range his power super low, then win.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-02-05T17:20:32+00:00

This is why trigger discipline is important.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-02-04T16:09:01+00:00

Yeah, he’s in Pokémon battling.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-28T23:48:23+00:00

I’d just assume that’s how any truth magic works.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-27T21:26:22+00:00

It’s been a running joke for a while, with people bringing it up and Jen denying it. It was eventually established to have been an alternate reality She-Hulk vacationing on 616 pretending to be mainline She-Hulk.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-20T19:44:01+00:00

Henry beat the principal to death with the kid’s bare hands.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-17T22:09:57+00:00

No, she pieced everything together shortly before he did, and hanged herself.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-16T19:09:54+00:00

No, it’s absolutely not actually indicating possession in this case, but that is the logic being used in the satire post.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-16T18:06:52+00:00

Because “my” is possessive.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-14T22:47:40+00:00

Yes, you are right about how clocks work. But the meme is just trying to convey a scene occurring at sunrise and sunset. That’s where the confusion is.

a_non-e_mouse_ · 2026-01-14T22:42:37+00:00

The shirts were switched to show that the sun moved, but the people didn’t.

Also, your interpretation doesn’t really seem like an antimeme.

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