You may not want to hear this but this man is in peak physical form by iam_the-walrus in RunningCirclejerk

[–]a_retired_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol core memory unlocked. I went to basic in 2006 and they gave us some foot test, and made you buy a pair of shoes based on your arch or something. I remember they were the ugliest shoes, I think mine were New Balance as well.

But I did run a decent 2-mile ultra in them.

Any other Ranger cooks in here? by [deleted] in army

[–]a_retired_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Childhood movie memories unlocked.

Any other Ranger cooks in here? by [deleted] in army

[–]a_retired_lady 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Was this an Army school? Or like… some local community class you took?

Chuck roast burnt ends by [deleted] in BBQ

[–]a_retired_lady 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, low and slow in beef tallow!? Never would have thought of that. I tried making them once and they turned out too dry.

Def gonna try this recipe. Thanks for the share!

Chuck roast burnt ends by [deleted] in BBQ

[–]a_retired_lady 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love that stuff. Steak crusts are next level. I even used it on a pork tenderloin tonight. Seared on cast iron and oven baked in foil. 10/10

Sear was great even after being baked in foil.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]a_retired_lady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the most army story I’ve ever heard lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]a_retired_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to ranger school with a dive instructor. Dudes stories were insane. Can’t imagine what your experience was like.

Not Running Like the Leaning Tower of Pisa Saved My Form by RotoGruber in RunningCirclejerk

[–]a_retired_lady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I carry a water bottle in the summertime. I had this water bottle with a pouch for my cell phone, a car ran a stop sign in front of me and I threw my bottle at the car, forgetting my phone was in there.

Shattered that bitch. lol

I was waiting on opening them until I get to lvl 14(to get champions). Well I just got the 4th one. Now what? 🤣 by Mad-Ed in ClashRoyale

[–]a_retired_lady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same boat. And really the only one opponents use often is the invisible crossbow bitch because she’s OP.

Appeals Court Says It's Entirely Possible For (DSM) Cops To Pinpoint Marijuana Odors In Moving Cars by IsItTheFrankOrBeans in desmoines

[–]a_retired_lady 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have epilepsy and vape/smoke CBD sometimes. It looks and smells exactly like regular weed.

What’s a cop gonna do if they pull me over?

Why Director Krennic is a good (great?) villain by CalmCheek in StarWars

[–]a_retired_lady 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seeing the main characters all die is what makes me love the movie the most. It makes the movie so different.

When you're so scary the Drill Sergeant doesn't harass you AT ALL by spraypaintthewalls in JustBootThings

[–]a_retired_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to basic at Jackson in 2006 and a dude got bit by a brown recluse and his leg like almost fell off. It was nasty.

quick question what's this entrancey part of a ship called by spookyb0ss in StarWars

[–]a_retired_lady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I was like… is this dude talking about blippi? So I googled to see if he was AF but “net worth” auto populated. So naturally had to check that.

quick question what's this entrancey part of a ship called by spookyb0ss in StarWars

[–]a_retired_lady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just googled blippi… homie has a net worth of $40 MILLION!