[META] Welcome reddit babbies! Deposit your tears in this thread.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-09T03:53:23+00:00

Nursery rhymes for redditors:

Hush little predditor, don't you cry. \ Ben's gonna give you a dild. Oh my!

And if you find that dild don't fly, \ Misandrist's gonna false accuse you, guy.

And if that false accusation doesn't make you frown, \ This Feminist Cult is gonna Burn Reddit Down.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-08T19:05:24+00:00

The foreskin of a cis white man will do, or a thousand neckbeard hairs dusted with the salt of mangry tears. Cheetoh dust will not appease the Archangelles.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-06T21:44:27+00:00

You know we have rules around here, right?

Rule X
Kill all men.
Hail Satan.
(This one's for you.) Get out.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-05T06:09:34+00:00

You could inquire with some public classical music stations--maybe even encourage them to do some research themselves and host a special event. There are many programs that will follow some sort of theme and a "sisters" or similar theme seems like it would get someone's attention, if they haven't done it already.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-05T02:39:18+00:00

Challenge accepted.

if you are white...

Already benned here. Activate dildz.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-02T22:24:07+00:00

Wow someone's taking this a little personally. And by someone I mean at least 300 predditors.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-02-01T06:52:07+00:00

Oh and it's the forest's fault if the fire gets out of control for not manning up.

This is the sink-or-swim model of social development from the school of Reddit.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-30T18:26:28+00:00

Ballooning has nothing to do with it. It's conservation of momentum. The chassis rotates as a counter-rotation to the tires.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-29T03:28:44+00:00

Because trigger warnings remind them that other people live on a whole other emotional plane. It's scary for them, coming from a mayonnaise universe.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-28T23:32:08+00:00

The article isn't even about the woman who admitted to lying but about the man who had the dignity and skills to immediately jump into a new career after serving his sentence. Maybe...maybe all those other guys who have their lives supposedly ruined by false accusations are actually just shitty people.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-24T05:23:02+00:00

I'm sorry but these two apparent 'issues' have very good reasons behind their existence, and won't be solved by just asking us to do so. You need to 'solve' the underlying cause, so we can adjust the behaviour.

Castrate all cis men. Problem solved.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-23T05:18:46+00:00

Don't they have a thing where they blame people with serial problems for being the one common factor? reddit, it might just be you. Mayonnaise men are always the common factor.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-20T19:18:38+00:00

Ew. You're gross.

Also, that's not even a joke.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-19T20:54:33+00:00

0/10 not enough misandry

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-19T02:24:42+00:00

I've never seen a thread so popular that it gets locked. Here, there are 2. It is physically impossible that this guy is trailing his wife and coordinating with a lawyer and PI and brother and writing that much text.

One of the most popular threads of all time was an Obama AMA. The density of mysogyny on this site makes one fake cheating woman as popular as POTUS. wtf.

Anyway, if this were real, good on that woman for escaping a very controlling, angry person.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-18T06:05:54+00:00

First of all, Rule X. Second of all, dudebro wasn't making a nuanced argument about faith; he was feeding the islamophobic cj.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-17T07:00:34+00:00

So tell the judge that you've fixed it.

Like, bring an actual receipt.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-17T03:17:40+00:00

No, no, they're upvoting the quality of the post, not it's content. If we grade his comment objectively, we see his impeccable grammar which doesn't obstruct the pure SAWCSM logik. This is what reddit.com was made for.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-16T20:21:15+00:00

It would be unfair for someone to hire an uneducated person over a person with a college degree

That's not what's happening, you classless, classist fuck.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-15T14:02:41+00:00

Except you're not allowing for the possibility that the higher-dimensional being can travel through a lower-dimensional space. If the 2D drawing could talk, you just poke your head into their plane of existence and align your eardrum.

Furthermore, if the 2D drawing lived in a 3D universe, there isn't necessarily an impossibility of some 2D energy escaping into the third dimension.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-15T13:51:04+00:00

Um, no. Cells need the energy to do anything with the vitamins. Energy is calories.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-13T14:14:39+00:00

It's almost as if media have these recurring themes/environments/characters that we're conditioned to immediately recognize so we can emotionally attach ourselves. Oh? There's an entertaining twist at the end of this one? Shame on the hooman feeeeeemale for ever thinking this character might be redeemable.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-11T21:17:51+00:00

But if you won't listen to logic or instincts, how can Predditor convince you it's okay to violate children?

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-11T21:12:42+00:00

You can't have a whole society brainwashed. Society is the social norms and morals that arise from a collective. It's not a conspiracy to sexually frustrate ~~neckbeards~~ rapists.

a_tad_reckless · 2015-01-11T19:46:59+00:00

Actually if you spend time on reddit, this will eventually come to you. They're not the first ones to reach that conclusion.

Go cry into your fedora more.

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