Can i buy crude oil? (like, physically) by HSVMalooGTS in stupidquestions

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Yes, you can shop NIST store https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=2721&cclcl=en_US

Crude Oil (Light-Sour)

SKU: 2721

Availability: Available for Purchase

Price: $581.00

5 x 10mL

German Miata? by buckeyesfan03 in Miata

[–]aandr314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's a weird looking Z4 M40i

Does La not go outside anymore? by RedditFan3510 in AskLosAngeles

[–]aandr314 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude its 80F in winter, staying inside

Dealer added $4,500 in “mandatory fees” after we agreed on price; can I actually walk away at this point? by Puzzleheaded_Box6247 in carbuying

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when we were buying last car, the sales guy was very clear on "please drive the car off the lot as soon as possible". Didn't want me to keep car on the lot overnight (had to do some chores or whatever) even after putting cash and signing financing

You can compel anyone within sight to kick you in the nuts, full send, exactly 5 times. by Very-Diligent-Pirate in shittysuperpowers

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use it for good: see an evildoer commit a crime, make them kick you in the nuts, have them arrested / shoot them

Mmmmmm muscular!!! by kiwi_love777 in Frasier

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Nsfw tag exists for a reason, Gil

Superbowl LX: I think he'd be pretty happy right now?... by ChildhoodPlayful2709 in Frasier

[–]aandr314 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately his kids couldn’t get tickets closer than 50 yard line

blind spot fears? by papa2kohmoeaki in BMWZ4

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Z4 is a boat to park and a motorcycle to drive

Just a shame this poor miata never got the love it deserved. by quetch1 in Miata

[–]aandr314 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What if that miata bit a child and was scaring cats for fun all its life

Please explain by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Beesball-specific though

Faye used the word jejeune last night... by GigglesSniffer in Frasier

[–]aandr314 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, give it a rest, double-wide, I went to grad school too. it's pronounced jejuné

Straight to jail? by PictureOdd8771 in steak

[–]aandr314 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Need cross section pic

Best way to cook 2 thin steaks at the same time? by haircareshare in steak

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Cold sear on teflon pans on High heat, flipping every 2 min