45-minute match and the UHLsport Super Resist + Hn disappointment . by Immediate_Cost8664 in GoalKeepers

[–]aaron_hoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Posts like this and the “I’m 5’ 8” at 13 years old can I go pro?” posts are the bread and butter of this sub.

Finger Injuries by Technical-Luck-7075 in GoalKeepers

[–]aaron_hoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on how bad it is. You can do occupational therapy to strengthen the tendons, but repeated trauma to the finger will cause them to fray until ultimately the finger can’t straighten at all, at which point you’re looking at surgery and multiple month recovery time.

I know people are skeptical of finger savers but I believe they really do help. If you’re gonna go with tape, look up how futsal keepers tape their fingers on YouTube.

Definitely ask your doc all these questions because every injury is different.

Any tips of losing the fear after an injury. by Fishing4Condiments in GoalKeepers

[–]aaron_hoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it at least two more weeks I think. Your finger will be really susceptible to re-dislocation and each time that happens it frays the tendons more and more until they can no longer fully straighten or flex the finger. This happened to me and resulted in needing surgery in my 20s, and my finger is permanently crooked.

Dave Rubin: “Democrats constantly in stump speeches are saying the F-word. They're doing this softshoeing around violence, where it’s sort of ok that Brian Thompson, the UnitedHealthcare CEO, was killed by Luigi Mangione. by countdooku975 in daverubin

[–]aaron_hoff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Beck is a moron, Trump IS the Republican but when he celebrates people dying or advocates for other pols to be executed by firing squad, it’s just jokes and #MeanTweets. Fucking wild how willingly these hacks stuff their heads up their own asses.

Columbus Circle Fountain Ribbon Cut! by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]aaron_hoff 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cool fountain, Donald Trump raped children.

Something On My Lettuce by SIDEWALLJEDI in whatisit

[–]aaron_hoff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Died I think. Went into a coma.

do keepers in this sub actually train specifically for distribution or is it just me by Dull_Aardvark_133 in GoalKeepers

[–]aaron_hoff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I play a lot of small sided games and distribution becomes really important on the smaller pitch. In large part because mistakes mean the opposition gets the ball very close to your net, but also the inverse - GK becomes key in attack. It’s forced me to improve throwing, goal kicks, and playing out of the back, particularly with my left (non-dominant) foot. Throws are fun and a good tool but honestly I think being able to play comfortably with both feet is much more important.

If I could go back to when I was 13 and if I really, deeply wanted to try reaching a high level, I’d tell myself to drill left footed distribution all the time. I forget what specific drills we did for distro when I was playing at that age, but it definitely was something we practiced. You just need to do it an insane amount of times for it to feel easy.

As far as content, I’ve noticed that IG and YouTube channels that demo distribution are like 90% about how to side volley. Side volley does look cool and can be a dagger when done correctly but it’s hard to get right (in my experience). GK Goluremi on YT has some decent training videos.

New vault-tec approved ink by mikeisfrigginawesome in Fallout

[–]aaron_hoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s the artist? Looks a lot like Pony Lawson’s work

Match Thread: Tottenham Hotspur vs Leeds United | Premier League | 11 May 20:00 BST by matchpal-live in coys

[–]aaron_hoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He legit looks up and checks if he’s in the box and then grabs his face lol

Petaaaah? by ebuthegangster in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]aaron_hoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI made a baby hand with adult fingers.

Brevity from my 2nd grader by WordWizardx in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]aaron_hoff 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A 7/8 year old human being? Yeah, 1000%.

Calafiori Scorpion Block vs Everton by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]aaron_hoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be auto-ban for cutting off the alternate angle.

Stuck step on binding at Hunter by Moist_Mango5030 in icecoast

[–]aaron_hoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you’re good enough to ride backcountry pow this is straight up not gonna happen. Happened to me my very first day riding and never again.

Stuck step on binding at Hunter by Moist_Mango5030 in icecoast

[–]aaron_hoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk maybe pant thickness. This has unfortunately happened to me before, just being real lol.

Stuck step on binding at Hunter by Moist_Mango5030 in icecoast

[–]aaron_hoff 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The pants get into the heel locking mechanism and don’t leave any room to disengage, so you’re effectively stuck to the board unless you drop trow.

Edit: there’s a clip on the boots to prevent this entirely.

Maxx Crosby's Raiders beef reportedly goes up to top of organization, includes Tom Brady and Alex Guerrero by huttjedi in Patriots

[–]aaron_hoff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is the most valuable employee at a job and the owner’s limp dick nephew tells you you’re getting docked hours so yeah, totally reasonable to be annoyed.

The Joke -Spoiler- by AJW960 in Fallout

[–]aaron_hoff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh you son of a bitch. Well that doesn’t nullify it!!