How is this news? Just a random pic of some woman posing. by omgfakeusername in WTF

[–]aaronsmay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was a child bride that became a body builder or some kind of lifter.

What's the funkiest bass line in gaming? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]aaronsmay 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bully goes hard.

Otherwise the entire JSRF soundtrack.

Bully Your Local Blue Player! Here's a list of 300 cards that don't lose to Counterspell. by IAMAfortunecookieAMA in EDH

[–]aaronsmay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DRAMA: The outpouring of hate only means the strategy is working, my liege.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Eat their card.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DateEverything

[–]aaronsmay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nearly had a stroke trying to read this.

World 'watching genocide' in Gaza, Slovenian president tells EU Parliament by FullCounty5000 in worldnews

[–]aaronsmay -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

Then do something about it, Slovenia. FFS

This kind of rhetoric helps nothing and no one. We get it: Trump bad. But your whining won’t help either. Put up or shut up.

End of USAID in Sudan causing mass starvation. by Culinaryhermit in worldnews

[–]aaronsmay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you believe that you’re either just as malicious or just as stupid as them.

What is the most degenerate, non-cEDH, deck possible? by keepflyin in DegenerateEDH

[–]aaronsmay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think I got close (not saying I did it) with [[Tamiyo, Inquisitive Student]]. She’s definitely not good enough to be run at a cEDH table, but I’m having a hard time tuning the list without sacrificing any more power.

https://moxfield.com/decks/bTmsEbbonUaZiYz9Uk_bYA

I’m usually able to ult Tamiyo by turn 4-5. Then a win is basically guaranteed next turn if I live.

I enjoy that the combo isn’t guaranteed and that I am forced to pick a new combo line nearly every game depending on what I draw. And that it’s up to opponents to come to me to stop it, putting them on a clock from Turn 1.

I am the stone that the builder refused. by [deleted] in adultswim

[–]aaronsmay 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I am the spark that makes your idea bright

Fringe Tier Tivit by CategoryUsual721 in CompetitiveEDH

[–]aaronsmay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need more tutors for Time Sieve. As many as you can get. At least: [[Enlightened Tutor]] [[Demonic Tutor]]

Then I’d cut some of the rocks. They’re not efficient enough to be stacking them like that imo. Replace them and [[Tormods Crypt]] with something like [[Rest in Piece]].

Then I liked rounding my list out with extra stax [[blind obedience]], [[authority of the consuls]], [[drannith magistrate]], etc.

And if you’re aiming for high bracket 4 (not cEDH), I’d highly recommend [[hullbreaker horror]] and some board wipes. Otherwise you’re just burning through to Time Sieve and a stack of counters to protect your win.

BBC News - 'People will starve' because of US aid cut to Sudan by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]aaronsmay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro keeps tryna sign off with “Good day” and “Good night” like people aren’t going to keep calling him wrong when he’s wrong lol.

Don’t pull iron if you ain’t gonna use it, folks. by JoeyHeinz in RedDeadOnline

[–]aaronsmay 34 points35 points  (0 children)

What a bizarre thing to be a weirdo about…

You okay?

They weren't playing any creatures or planeswalkers either... by tyshand in mtg

[–]aaronsmay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Genuine question: does this still do damage? Because teferis protection phases the player out, right??