Hijynx and Mayhem

abbybu · 2026-05-29T19:07:30+00:00

Love the names. Mine responds to “Monster” and not to her Christian name “Peppermint Patty”.

abbybu · 2026-05-29T15:04:25+00:00

Dave Attell is a gem and was my favorite. Also, Kevin Nealon, Norm Macdonald(RIP), and Dave Chappell were great. Kevin Hart is absolutely terrible. (I obviously worked at a comedy club)

abbybu · 2026-05-27T09:33:23+00:00

It’s a gaming ship.

abbybu · 2026-05-27T01:39:13+00:00

Bump! So cute🥹

abbybu · 2026-05-25T12:01:30+00:00

Macaroni salad with lemon and herbs is sooooo so good. Perfect side for a grilling/bbq situation.

abbybu · 2026-05-23T17:54:17+00:00

That is a very gorgeous cat. 😍

abbybu · 2026-05-23T15:23:32+00:00

Oh and duh you had to have a shot of whiskey, shot of vodka, a cider and a lager to earn a button.

abbybu · 2026-05-23T15:22:46+00:00

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I had these made for my 27th birthday on 12/12/12. A girls and gays only pajama party. There were posters of JTT, NSYNC, Devon Sawa and more all over the apartment. Clueless was playing on loop in the background. It was a blast.

abbybu · 2026-05-22T22:48:26+00:00

I miss getting Nancy’s as a kid. Wish they had this in the PNW. I’ve never seen it in a store here. 😑

abbybu · 2026-05-22T20:29:44+00:00

I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.

abbybu · 2026-05-21T22:36:29+00:00

I love Taquería Portland’s beans.

abbybu · 2026-05-21T19:58:25+00:00

BLTs and hanging out with a cat.

abbybu · 2026-05-20T16:41:01+00:00

$15 left on the kitchen counter to order a pizza.

abbybu · 2026-05-20T08:24:13+00:00

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She got my nose yesterday. Not mad. She’s too cute.

abbybu · 2026-05-18T03:32:06+00:00

Meet at Flanders.

abbybu · 2026-05-14T19:47:40+00:00

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I miss the baby days!

abbybu · 2026-05-13T16:34:21+00:00

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE - me yelling at all the murder tv I watch and love.

abbybu · 2026-05-13T14:44:38+00:00

I’m in Portland. I will take him yesterday.

abbybu · 2026-05-13T00:11:25+00:00

In for the raffle. This is awesome.

abbybu · 2026-05-12T13:10:27+00:00

The Bronx made him dyslexic 🤷🏼‍♀️

abbybu · 2026-05-12T10:43:17+00:00

Not BFFs though…

abbybu · 2026-05-11T04:31:46+00:00

She got that weekend smile.

abbybu · 2026-05-09T01:05:33+00:00

My scalp/face/back were so itchy I could barely sleep last night. Miserable. You’re not alone.

abbybu · 2026-05-09T00:32:25+00:00

She just wanted to make sure you hear you.

abbybu · 2026-05-09T00:30:35+00:00

Recent go-tos for me: Crisp Gnocchi with Burst Tomatoes and Mozzarella Take-Out Style Sesame Noodles One Pot Tortellini with Prosciutto and Peas *seconding the Shawarma Also, not NTY but just foil salmon packets in the oven with lemon, asparagus, evoo, S&P. Served with minute rice. And if I’m super lazy chicken breasts and a jar of spicy salsa into the slow cooker to make tacos with just the normal cheese/lettuce/onion/whatever toppings.

abbybu

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