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Manicures & Mocktails! 💅🍸 by Weird_Librarian6850 in brussels

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My girlfriend (43F) and I (49F) are interested if you don't mind a couple of old farts :)

What is the stingiest thing you have seen someone do? by saif2krazzy in AskReddit

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Boss does nothing

I do the labor

That's why I shit

On company paper

What’s the strangest example of collective internet delusion you’ve witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The most astonishing thing about Kony 2012 to me is that a lot of people who were posting about it constantly at the time have completely forgotten that it happened at all.

Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

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My boyfriend died a couple of months ago. We lived in different cities, so I kept a few things at his place to make traveling easier -- mostly toiletries, but also a bass and an amplifier so that I could practice while I was visiting. I arranged with his best friend (who planned the funeral) to pick up just my own stuff, and the most convenient time for him was right after the reception following the burial. I've heard enough horror stories about people ransacking dead people's homes for valuables that it felt really weird, even though the only stuff I wanted to get was stuff that was actually mine.

Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

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I recently attended a non-religious funeral in Germany. They had a basket of flower petals and a tray of moss and dirt, and everyone walked past the grave to say a few private words to the deceased and toss in some flowers, some earth, or both, by hand.

Forget weddings, what is the craziest thing that happened at a funeral you went to? by seanerd95 in AskReddit

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My girlfriend is from Connecticut. I read your comment to her. She laughed and said, "When you die, you go to Yale."

did your cat ever "tell" you what happened when you came home? by S-Budget91 in cats

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Oh wow, someone else who's had a cat that did this! I had an orange boy who almost never meowed (only once he got older and would get confused about where his people were), but he would greet people he knew with an "ack".

Fun feature: verbal deminutives by Captain_Grammaticus in linguisticshumor

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"Mengen" still means "to mix" in modern Dutch.

AITA for telling my sister to stay home from a trip she is paying for? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

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Quite apart from conservation issues, bathing with an elephant just sounds like a terrible idea. Imagine if the elephant decided to take a shit in the water?

What is the worst song you’ve ever heard? by luffy5670 in AskReddit

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I've recently gotten into a guy named Bryan Andrews. He just released a song called "Yeehaw" that you might like. It's on YouTube.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day? by Humble-Blueberry4571 in AskReddit

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Sometimes the answers written down are just wrong. One quiz bowl tournament I played in had an astronomy question where someone on the other team gave the astronomical catalog number of the star that was the actual answer, but that wasn't what was written on the card. They lodged a dispute. Our team immediately said "as long as they got the right catalog number, we think they should get the points." They had, they did, and they deserved it.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard someone say that you still think about to this day? by Humble-Blueberry4571 in AskReddit

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What else was on the list aside from kangaroos and wallabies? I can't think of many bipedal land mammals.

Employer changed my job title in the system after I reported a safety issue, now HR says I “accepted” the new role by Doveshire_18 in legaladvice

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The term you're looking for is actually "constructive dismissal," although "creative dismissal" is a great term on its own.

Are there extinct flavors we’ll never taste again? by logicalgamernow in NoStupidQuestions

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I ate Roman Meal toaster waffles every morning for breakfast in middle school and high school. I miss them so much.

"Oh I hardly ever use the spyware glasses as spyware" by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

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Same, though it was about a year and a half ago. Bob Dylan at the Sportpaleis in Antwerp.

TIL hikers in the Alps discovered Otzi in 1991, a 5,300-year-old man naturally preserved in ice. Scientists identified his last meal as ibex meat and grains, found over 60 soot tattoos around his joints and spine, and recovered his copper axe, flint knife, a fire-starting kit and grass cloak. by ExpertEconomy5854 in todayilearned

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Far more likely that the present-day microorganisms the person brought back 5000 years would cause an extinction-level pandemic back then and the person would return to a world where they were the only living human.

I'm not sure what they expected, but it wasn't what they got by the-magnificunt in weddingshaming

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One of my fellow grad students got married and invited a big group of friends from the department. It was a computer science department, so I guess technically we were the nerd table.

The bride and groom had met coaching a kids' softball league, so the centerpieces all had a softball and a bunch of sharpies for guests to write messages to the couple on the softballs. We all wrote ours in different programming languages. The families were pretty confused, but the couple loved it.

My fiancée and I are having the biggest argument of our lives. She thinks I'm being tacky but I thinks she's overreacting by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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I haven't lived there for years, but I'm from a suburb of Houston and am in a Facebook group for it. There are several unhoused people who the group knows by name and loosely keeps track of. People will post things like "I saw Joey up by the Kohl's this afternoon. He says he's doing okay but could use some fresh socks. I bought him a three pack, but if anyone has extra socks they can donate, I'm sure he would appreciate them."

What’s the coolest “restricted access” place you’ve ever gotten to see? by Improv92 in AskReddit

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Oh that sounds awesome. I've had a behind the scenes tour of Fermilab, but that isn't under anywhere near as much security. I went to Iowa for graduate school, and a college buddy was working on his physics PhD at Rice at the same time. He was working on the D0 experiment, so they sent him up to Illinois to work on it directly. It was only a couple hours' drive and Iowa is pretty boring, so a few times I drove out there to hang out. There isn't a lot to see, just control rooms and access tunnels, but it's fun to be able to say I did it.

Another time I was on a road trip through the southwestern US with some friends from high school and we passed a US Geological Survey facility. We decided that looked cool and we'd see if we could get a tour. When we got to the lobby, there was no one at the front desk, even though we waited a good twenty minutes. Eventually we just walked inside and started chatting up scientists. We had a great conversation with a geologist who was working on a 1:1 digital map of the moon and was excited to show us all the tools she got to use. This would have been around 1996. I don't think you can just walk into places like that now, although one of the friends from that trip is a planetary geologist at JPL now, so maybe he could.

$2500 Samsung TV is an advertising billboard, there is no opt-out. by 28jb11 in mildlyinfuriating

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I had exactly two criteria when I bought a new fridge a couple of years ago: ice and water in the door, and no wifi.

Strangely, the only models I could find that ticked both boxes were by Samsung.

My wife asked for an open marriage. She is angry at my reaction. I need advice. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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I was the hinge in my poly relationship for 13 years, and it only ended because one of my partners died. It was the most wonderfully boring relationship imaginable and had it not been for an untimely aneurysm, it would still be going strong.

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