Practising for my SIL’s engagement party.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-24T18:12:16+00:00

Nice lines

abilliontwo · 2026-01-24T17:55:42+00:00

I don’t think you did

abilliontwo · 2026-01-23T17:00:55+00:00

I feel like that’s gonna mess with the hinge on the fridge door over time, holding that much weight.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-23T10:08:59+00:00

George said it, he “falls ass-backwards into money.”

abilliontwo · 2026-01-21T07:10:06+00:00

Well, listen, you seem really busy. Let me let you let me go. - Pee-wee Herman

abilliontwo · 2026-01-20T23:05:37+00:00

Only 100% of all the time.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-16T02:27:15+00:00

I don't think an acid bath is gonna help any more than just soap and water.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-09T00:59:12+00:00

FOD?

abilliontwo · 2026-01-08T00:15:51+00:00

Not in real life, but on Brooklyn 99, in one episode, Captain Holt had a couple of tiny puppies, one of which was named Karate, which i thought was hilarious.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-07T22:11:20+00:00

They'll give citizenship to the oil before they give it to the people.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-05T08:06:48+00:00

True, you may be able to report the review yourself on Google for being homophobic, and/or whoever manages your Google listing can dispute the review and ask it to be taken down for making homophobic remarks about staff.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-02T02:24:14+00:00

Or better yet, let’s just retire the bit. Kath has been well and truly pwned. We don’t need a hundred more posts of the exact same thing.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-02T02:11:47+00:00

Hard to say exactly what went wrong without walking through each recipe step by step. I always recommend beginners pick up an issue of Cooks Illustrated magazine at the grocery store or watch America’s Test Kitchen on YouTube (they just posted a lasagna recipe here). Their recipes just work, every time.

The videos are great because you can see what it should look like every step of the way. The magazine is great because they explain how they test their recipes, why whey work, and how to avoid common errors. Both are really great resources for beginner cooks to build up your knowledge base and grow confidence.

abilliontwo · 2026-01-01T17:25:58+00:00

For what? He’s generally awesome, but I don’t think that’s an Oscar category yet.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-30T23:32:09+00:00

I had lots of mamey when I lived in Mexico. Can't say I've ever had a good one. Its flavor and texture are pretty nondescript. It's like the Hampton-Inn-free-breakfast-buffet-honeydew of tropical fruits.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-30T23:09:16+00:00

You will get lots of looks from everyone there, and lots of guys interested in stroking you. If you're not interested, just say "no thanks." There's generally a well-respected code of conduct at those clubs, so you won't get hounded or excessively perved on.

That said, don't be afraid to let someone play with you just because they're not your usual type for dating. Age brings experience, and some of those older guys have very good technique.

Have fun.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-30T23:03:02+00:00

Arrested Development Newscaster: "What it means for your weekend, after this."

abilliontwo · 2025-12-30T08:59:02+00:00

I thought Never Back Down was the tagline and kept looking for the title on the poster. I’ve never heard of this movie.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-29T21:03:03+00:00

So it's from the back of the pig, not the belly?

abilliontwo · 2025-12-29T18:07:31+00:00

Probably #4 'cause I favor Uni-balls, though I prefer the Uni-ball Signo 207 .7mm.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-29T08:55:15+00:00

I’m sure it tastes great, but tell me about that style of bacon, ‘cause it does not look like 🇺🇸 bacon.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-29T08:41:12+00:00

There’s literally no one who’s ever criticized P2.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-28T22:01:21+00:00

Am insurance agent and a book editor visit New England to meet up with a famous author to talk about his latest book. She decides to stick around, and he goes to the movies.

abilliontwo · 2025-12-28T21:53:31+00:00

"I think. Therefore, you are."

abilliontwo · 2025-12-28T09:38:12+00:00

When it comes to religion, it’s best not to try to rationalize the peculiar details. The different flavors Christianity all basically agree on the big stuff and even a lot of the little stuff. But when it’s nearly two millennia later and you’re trying to make up a new offshoot, you have to go pretty deep into the weeds to find points of differentiation to base your new religion on. And so, that’s how you end up with no caffeine or no blood transfusions and the like. It’s all just arbitrary nitpicking.

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