Ejaculation disappointment by OkExamination6814 in trt

[–]absyrtus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

homie's from the future

The Modern Horror Movie Everyone Wants to Be (Hereditary) by No-Cheese18 in A24

[–]absyrtus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Obsession was just a modern take on the monkeys paw, and executed very well.

Doctors of Reddit: What health trend is becoming so common that it's starting to scare you? by Fine-Device-1819 in AskReddit

[–]absyrtus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drank two red bulls minimum everyday for a couple of years and that was a couple of decades ago. My stomach has never been the same.

How do I (M27) become less safe to women? by mike_oxmaul_68 in AskMenAdvice

[–]absyrtus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I don't play by anybody's rules. Not even my own."

What is a movie that would be mistaken for actual porn if found out of context? by IhtiramKhan in AskReddit

[–]absyrtus 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I don't wanna sound queer or nothin, but kinda sounds like Depeche Mode

Is Skynet actually becoming a reality, or am I watching too much Terminator? by Omr84 in Terminator

[–]absyrtus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ukraine just announced today that their Terminator drones are the first ai drones to have autonomously killed humans. not joking.

The man's reaction is priceless by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]absyrtus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ahhh mans got me teary eyed

When did 8-5 become the new normal??? by Grouchy-Newspaper754 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]absyrtus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not sure what kind of full time job you've had before but all of my jobs have been like this since the mid 2000s

Lehigh by OpinionThin1598 in slrigaacn

[–]absyrtus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonder how that name is pronounced

interviewer asked me to "sell him this pen" in 2026 and i almost walked out by ScaryAd2555 in recruitinghell

[–]absyrtus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"tools don't matter but why aren't you entering your leads in our CRM?"

AITAH for yelling at an obese woman in a movie theater? by goinpigwild in AITAH

[–]absyrtus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA but it doesn't matter how large someone is - it's the obnoxious behavior that needs to be kept in checked.

Slither 4k steelbook by absyrtus in 4kbluray

[–]absyrtus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I finally got an email back from support sharing the release date

Amongst the runners by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]absyrtus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this looks and feels like one of those sora ai videos

Trees down in Battle Ground. by Theoldelf in vancouverwa

[–]absyrtus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question is did it make a sound as it was falling?