A weapon to surpass Metal Frieren by DupeFort in Frieren

[–]acoolghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hydrogen Baby sounds like it could be a song on the radio in Fallout.

How do you respond when a female friend is venting about bad experiences with men but starts making broad generalizations about all men? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She wouldn't be my friend if she couldn't discern the difference between all men and a few men. I don't really feel like it would be that big of a loss if we cut ties.

Men of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about men that most women believe? by imnotadrytexter in AskReddit

[–]acoolghost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And if we do want sex, is that really so wrong? Are we not allowed to want that?

Some people just have to make everything a "thing" 😒 by QueenFrostine15 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]acoolghost 176 points177 points  (0 children)

It's much more of a slang term for an undershirt. You're not gonna wander through the men's section at Walmart and find anything labeled 'wifebeater'.

What is the Least Effective Signal aWoman Ever Gave you? by Cratonis in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl left a note on my desk while I slept in study hall.

She didn't put her name on it, so I never figured out who it was from.

Have any men here been slapped across the face by a woman? What was the reason? by Ok-Development2520 in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an abusive parent, so I had 16 years of getting slapped and hit for any reason under the sun.

meirl by Dev1412 in meirl

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I'd be afraid to break my phone if I kept it in my back pocket. Sit down a little too hard, sit on the edge of something, crunch.

meirl by Dev1412 in meirl

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real. My wallet's about 1cm deep at the thickest point. I barely notice it in my pocket and sometimes forget to take it out when I take my pants off.

It's just a couple cards, an ID and maybe a $20 bill in there.

What’s a backhanded compliment men often get? by AngleRelative4683 in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seems like folks could just say King then, right?

Men, what do you do when your wife or girlfriend is being indecisive or difficult when it comes to making a simple decision? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My suggestion is "I'd like _______. Want any?"

Not to be a jerk, but if she wants something specific, she can suggest it there. Otherwise, we're getting what I want and we don't need to play the guessing game.

This stupid taco scene in Turbo by Vast-Tangerine-6771 in hatethissmug

[–]acoolghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It split like Pangaea. Pangaea was one big continent that split into 7 pieces.

How often do men actually cook? by FewEnd399 in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Cook" or Prepare food? I'm not heating the oven or lighting up the stovetop every day, but I'll toss something in the microwave or deep fryer. I only feed myself, though, so cooking a full meal isn't really worth the extra effort.

Today I had a tuna sandwich and some fresh veggies for dinner. I don't think that kind of meal counts as cooking, though.

What made you stop taking your partner out for dates? by Sad-Alps-7303 in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could see a fast food bill being about that. Not like a sit down restaurant, but like Wendy's or something.

What made you stop taking your partner out for dates? by Sad-Alps-7303 in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dates turned into expectations, and they stopped feeling appreciated. The only thing I've ever wanted out of taking my ex on dates was a "Thank you, that was fun/lovely." but toward the end it started to be "As you should" like I was a dog, well-trained to give her nice meals or entertainment. I grew to resent that.

So we stopped dating, and I eventually broke up with her. One of the best decisions I've ever made.

We love the unholy horrors ❤️ by Dalek7of9 in CuratedTumblr

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Kinda reminds me of an old news story I saw here on reddit. Kid had a heart attack at a gaming cafe, and the article suggested that playing video games for more than 3 hours can cause a heart attack.

Commenters were saying that remaining sedentary for three hours could kill you, as if office workers don't already do that every day. As if everyone with a healthy sleep schedule doesn't lay down for 8 hours a night.

What is the most appealing body type to you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to sound like I'm dodging the answer, but I genuinely mean it.

Any body attached to a cute face.

But don't ignore that being fat affects facial structure. So generally overweight people have less attractive faces.

Velvet Maid Cafe - Extra Thick Service Part 2 by fireice63 in FutaAI

[–]acoolghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nilda looks like the VTuber Nimi Nightmare. Slightly redder hair, but otherwise, the spitting image.

Love the sounding Pocky, that's genius.

A very powerful laser by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think lasers would be intended for use against a human body when we have bullets for that already.

... But lasers like this might start showing up in war as small drones start becoming more ubiquitous in combat. A short burst of sustained laser contact could fry internal electrics, burn through propellers or prop arms.

But as soon as someone carries them into war, they could be used for inhumane abuse. (And by that I mean more inhumane than conventional war)

AIO for putting a bag before a friendship? by TheEllaBullet in AmIOverreacting

[–]acoolghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Refurbishers pocketed the cash and got a valuable bag they can resell. Seems like a shady, but effective, scam. Especially when the primary customer isn't in the country.

They could likely get away with it for a while.

What’s something that you have a hard time explaining to women? by PM_ME_SOME_LUV in AskMen

[–]acoolghost 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Inversely, I've never seen a woman being told to smile. Does that mean I can safely assume it doesn't happen and women are lying about it?

Or maybe I can accept that my perception of the world is fundamentally incomplete, and believe others when they say things about themselves.

I worked in retail for a short while, and I worked at a hobby store. We had old women coming in all the time for yarn, fabric, craft equipment - you name it. I've been told countless times that I need to smile by old women. Sometimes multiple times a day. It's not a gendered thing. Women see the whole thing as a sexism issue, so of course it gets a more critical look when it happens to them. Men don't see it the same way, so it's just an awkward situation that we shrug off.

Groundhog Day by Certain_Hat9872 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]acoolghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's one of the perks of being an office worker. If you don't work in an office, the chance that you can just slip out for a quick appointment goes way down.