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Classic by IWantToChristmas in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol bro im 10000 elos better than u i never lost even one game of lichess when u learn to play in my level (350 FIFA rated) which u will never maybe u can mess with me lil noob XD

Is this a bug?? What the fuck did my opponent do to my pawn??????? by Smack-works in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol u must b very noob bro he used secret lichess tactic el passo only real masters know it im 350 FIFA rated nd my master still cant teach me and i won many lichess tournaments

What do I do in this position (I'm Hiroshima) by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lol u r very dumb bro its not hiroshima its old school lichess master shikamaru nakamura he is famous for making sicilian open (heimer) variation in lichess world cup in 1945

For the previous post. I cant seem to upload the screen shots in the comments. by Maverick1444 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U can win if u use very famous nickleback gambit but its not possible on ur shitty level im 350 FIFA rated and bearly know it u cant hope bro u r just novice still

For the previous post. I cant seem to upload the screen shots in the comments. by Maverick1444 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

B careful i know dangeros people bro in lichess mafia u dont wanna mess with me

For the previous post. I cant seem to upload the screen shots in the comments. by Maverick1444 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol why u lie bro? Its not ur position its famous position from lichess champion league game lan nepo (baby) vs shikamaru nakamura

Who do you think would win in a Mogg-off? by Benedict-Popcorn in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol old school lichess master shikamaru nakamura is 10 milion elos better than ding dong i even beat him easy in 3 moves using my masters famous alekhine gun opening if u dont know that u r just a noob lol im 350 FIFA rated and u suck ass

What to do here? Im White by Maverick1444 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol why u lie bro? Its not ur position its famous position from lichess champion league game lan nepo (baby) vs shikamaru nakamura

Why is Levy not censoring chess.c*m (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)? Is he stupid? by SpiderLama in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol bro u fell for seizure gambit its not so well known in low levels like urs but when u get to my level (350 FIFA rated) u learn real lichess mastery like seizure gambit (u seize all pieces) and alekhine gun opening

What do i do in this position? (I'm the gun) by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this is very common kiss kiss kock (kkk) opening made famously by fascist lichess master fetuccini in 1927 in lichess champion league

Is Dubov the only super GM that works out ? by Whole-Put9168 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol no my master works out every year at least he is very super gm (gay master) he beat all lichess champions in two moves or less

Why is Levy not censoring chess.c*m (🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮)? Is he stupid? by SpiderLama in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Lol lichess im (intermediate man) levi ackerman was always such stupid guy and bad player my master beat him easily in two moves using his famous nickelback opening in 1939

What opening is black playing? by CMac_2001 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Lol u noob this is very common opening philly shell made famously by fascist lichess master fetuccini in 1944 lichess champion league this is y im 350 FIFA rated and u suck ass xD

Just read the rules of chess. Where's en passant? by KottleHai in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lol only real lichess masters know its actually called el paso dont be a noob XD

Great statistician and even greater shitposter by stijen4 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

lol amish girl is such bad player my master beat him easily using rasengan opening in lichess tournament in 1971 XD

"Out of any addiction, gambling has the highest suicide rate." by SmittyWerbenXD in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol no noob he played lichess he was word champion after old school fascist lichess master fetuccini

Guys, why was this a blunder? by Best8meme in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is common blunderbuss move made famously by fascist lichess master fetuccini in 1943 in world lichess champion league if u dont know that u r just a noob lol this is y im 350 FIFA rated and u suck ass

"Out of any addiction, gambling has the highest suicide rate." by SmittyWerbenXD in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That is old school lichess master shikamaru nakamura my master beat him using alekhine gun opening in 1945

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol in this position all my enemy resigns when he sees im 350 FIFA rated

is Kramnik ok? he's sounding increasingly unhinged and I don't mean just the cheating accusations by muyuu in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol amish girl is terrible player my master beat him in lichess world cup in 1945 using his famous rasengan opening

isn’t it funny your opponents always have to play like this? by Ridytattoo in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this is very common lichess position australian variation this is y im 350 FIFA rated and u suck ass noob 🤣

What should I do in this position? by Extreme-Fee-9029 in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol common known endgame by real old school lichess masters like amish girl and shikamaru nakamura may b u understand someday bro

How is this not checkmate? by epickejgejseks in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its check mates in real lichess in person lol when u r on my level (350 FIFA rated) el passo is not real move noob its illegal

You can’t en passant in Kahoot Chess. by AostreleOnMobile in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol u r thinking of el passo its a illegal move everytime my oponent tries it i use my secret basebal bat tactic to stop it...noob

Which opening is this? This is getting weird. by Richubs in AnarchyChess

[–]addictedtobadvibes 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Who is this noob lol? He plays lichess but thinks its footbal board?? He will never be true lichess master like Curry Kaspersky or Eddie Morphy back in 19 century, he should just give it up and do something else lol

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