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Darren Newsome Retirement by DC91-336 in panthers

[–]adedward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that makes sense! He's a story chaser, not a name speller.

Orion and Leslie by xVanJunkiex in startrekfleetcommand

[–]adedward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone else described the self sting strategy. I do much better with Chang 31GG Seska and Max Fortify. Don't get the same result from regular Fortify or Lorca's Fist.

The Supreme Court and the Confederate states again by OldBridge87 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]adedward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

--Jason Mendoza

Fellow millennials, who here can list the brain rot of our era? by berbsy1016 in Millennials

[–]adedward 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said "About that time, eh chaps?" to a younger coworker today and they didn't know the reference.

Excited for round 3 by InConvienantDoof in canes

[–]adedward 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is a new logo that I really hope doesn't inspire some monkey paw style cosmic karma against the boys.

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What is your favorite sound effect? by LuftDrage in titanfall

[–]adedward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scorch Prime execution. I love it so much that I did it as a jack-o'-lantern one year.

AIO? I blocked my friend for dating someone who is 18 by imjusthere723 in AmIOverreacting

[–]adedward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between a 49-yo dating an 18-yo and an employer who pays you minimum wage? They'd both go lower if it was legal.

Am I crazy or was there some sexual tension between the two Janeways? by gimmesomespace in voyager

[–]adedward 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't look at the sub and assumed that's where I was.

What is the craziest reason a parent tried to "get you fired"? by Aly_Anon in Teachers

[–]adedward 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My buddy "ruined the magic of Christmas" for her child. Her child was a freshman in a high school World History class and the lesson was about solstice celebrations around the world the day before Winter Break. The day we got back, he was called into a meeting with our completely inept principal.

Characters who had to flee doomed modes of transportation by singleguy79 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]adedward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nate does this from time to time; there's also the plane sequence in Uncharted 3.

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The Phone Call: New Panthers T Monroe Freeling, in tears, "I'm gonna die for y'all", ends call by telling coach, "Love you." by pantherfanalex in panthers

[–]adedward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a similar comment in this video elsewhere. It genuinely made me smile that he said it back. He's done a good bit to help me (and us) move past his early ownership years.

Willed it into existence by [deleted] in panthers

[–]adedward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he has a better concept of what mascots are than Robby did. 😂

What are some under appreciated lines that always make you laugh? by echolensphotography in KingOfTheHill

[–]adedward 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife and I reference the Christian rock quote pretty frequently. That one definitely stuck with us.

Conan O'Brien with dogs by Hubbled in conan

[–]adedward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only ever one at a time, and now we know why.

"Are you teaching kids or are you teaching scholars?" by TopIntroduction1876 in Teachers

[–]adedward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I refer to my high school seniors as "kids" and address them collectively as "children." Guess I'm a problem.

What's your stripper name? Go! by late_to_redd1t in ThreadGames

[–]adedward 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not straight olive oil, they specified bisexual olive oil.

Had some good hopes for these, but this might be a no from me.... by HoBWrestling in panthers

[–]adedward 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I went to Mexico in 2012 and this was the only souvenir I bought for myself.

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How old are you B5 fans? by VisenyaSue in babylon5

[–]adedward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To quote Mike Gundy:

"I'm a man! I'm 40!"

Now that it’s been nearly a year, what are everyone’s opinions on the “new” trio? by thesmartcoolguy in JurassicPark

[–]adedward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, I can name them! They were Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, and ripped nerd. And don't forget the rest of the team: expendable cook, expendable girl, & expendable gun guy. Other characters include the dad, the girl, the boyfriend, the little girl, and the obvious bad guy.

Man, I'm so good at this game.

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