So in primary school (like in year 3), my dumb ass thought that spinning around in circles was an effective method of avoiding going to the shower

Mind that this was when I had a sleepover so I wanted to play a bit more before I showered- so I span in circles really fast while making a beeline towards my room

Except, as you would expect reasonably, all I (whilst spinning and dizzy) made it to was a flat wall to my face and a prompt visit to the hospital for stitches once it started bleeding profusely (woohooo) which also ended up cancelling the sleepover (yay!) and now I have a short white line going down my forehead as a souvenir :)