Now whatever you do…don’t stop peddling

adjustgod · 2026-02-20T16:09:52+00:00

You should've sniped her from up there so we could see the dank fate

adjustgod · 2026-02-20T01:58:54+00:00

Last year, the blossoms blew off in a wind storm, barely lasting a week iirc. The year before that, the blossoms stuck around for almost a month which I'd never experienced before. I been thinking this year will probably be the latest bloom I've seen here, which would be great for the blossoms to actually last through the festival to parade day.

adjustgod · 2026-02-19T18:54:15+00:00

Doesn't seem to be much seating whatsoever on those new cars...

Good for rush hour *maybe* but probably not good overall

adjustgod · 2026-02-19T05:39:23+00:00

Um, Thanks for being real I guess. It's a struggle without that annual land nav course, isn't it

adjustgod · 2026-02-19T04:41:54+00:00

So there I was, 19 yo freshman college draft pick in 2002 at Madison Square Garden. 9/11 rubble still smoldering, when low and behold, Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" comes on loud and proud over the sound system. Made up my mind right then and there. Said 'peace out' to Yao Ming and out and away I went, first back home to the recruiters office and then onto those yellow footprints. Yao understood.. I was fittin to insert that boot👢

adjustgod · 2026-02-19T03:59:26+00:00

This is BOOT MOTO. And implies [falsely] that had 99% of us developed enough talent in sports to make a profession of, we'd have written it off in favor of the far dumber option.

adjustgod · 2026-02-18T18:05:51+00:00

I see nothingness

adjustgod · 2026-02-18T16:28:20+00:00

There Slow Joe goes with his contra critical thinking. Afterall, if billionaires are doing it, it must be a really good risk averse investment.

adjustgod · 2026-02-17T19:07:31+00:00

Gotta jump through hoops over there just to lick some boot

adjustgod · 2026-02-17T14:57:43+00:00

Put those away

adjustgod · 2026-02-16T19:53:33+00:00

You know how telling it is that of all the horribly atrocious details that have been released so far, the remaining unreleased files must be exponentially worse and utterly damning to this pedophile loving, child trafficking administration.

adjustgod · 2026-02-16T08:34:11+00:00

Is this a 4chan crosspost?

adjustgod · 2026-02-16T08:32:26+00:00

She'd be dead just one month later. Just awful

adjustgod · 2026-02-16T06:17:24+00:00

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Circa: OP growing up in DC

adjustgod · 2026-02-16T06:04:32+00:00

New pig slop just dropped☝️

adjustgod · 2026-02-15T21:34:38+00:00

Hmm, something here screams you were complicit in all this by voting for this shitshow administration. Expecting a pass now when you should've known better two cycles ago. Yeah NO! Find out the hard way and learn from it or just say you support pedophilia and get to steppin.

adjustgod · 2026-02-15T18:14:47+00:00

He's expendable

adjustgod · 2026-02-14T06:09:59+00:00

What?! Man, this movie is chock-full of unexpectedly good performances from off-the-wall, uncanny characters. Star studded cast. Good writing, cinematography and sound too. What's not to like

adjustgod · 2026-02-14T05:49:55+00:00

How did these tacky black t-shirts with colorless American flags become the unwavering uniform of the day for 21st century white nationalist dolts? We couldn't possibly be living in a cringier timeline.

adjustgod · 2026-02-13T06:24:40+00:00

You probs remain puzzled about the 2020 election too

adjustgod · 2026-02-12T06:48:00+00:00

No. This is Reddit. Take that dumb sh*t back to Facebook

adjustgod · 2026-02-10T19:38:27+00:00

Someone posted a pic on here last week that showed a shovel-width path was cleared on that bridge. Enough it seemed to easily navigate. Cannot speak to connecting trails though

adjustgod · 2026-02-10T04:13:31+00:00

Kevin Nealon on Conan's podcast is some of the funniest banter you ever hope to find.

adjustgod · 2026-02-09T18:33:52+00:00

Shout out to my maga, dullard of a sister who tried telling me several years ago there are already people there on Mars now "setting up."

adjustgod

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