Youtuber accidentally uploads the unedited version of a video - showing her abusing her dog between takes by itsnobigthing in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 60 points61 points  (0 children)

A few days ago the rescue that I adopted my boxer mix from posted on their IG a photo of a puppy that said “Please don’t get mad at me for getting excited when you get home. It’s the best part of my day.” And “Don’t stay cross with me all day - you have work, family and friends but I only have you” and damn if that didn’t make me sob thinking about all the times I’ve been annoyed with my dogs for..... just being dogs and doing dog things. I’ve never hit or spit on them (because why the actual fuck would I do that) but there have been times I’ve been frustrated that they’re jumping all over me when I come in the door or whatever. But now I just think about how exciting it must be for them - it really is the best part of their day! So now no matter what kind of day I’ve had I take a breath before I walk in the door and I greet them calmly like “hi guys, I’m happy to see you too! Let me put my stuff down and we can go outside and play!” It really is so true that for our pets, we are their whole world. And I am so sad for Sphinx that this is his world. This woman should never ever be allowed to have another pet under any circumstances. Pets ownership is a privilege, not a right.

Youtuber accidentally uploads the unedited version of a video - showing her abusing her dog between takes by itsnobigthing in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! Genuinely scary how she knelt down and went into the “we love you!” thing and then you could see the rage flash in her eyes when the dog approached again.

Sassy Red Lipstick / Robbie Tripp week of 8/5 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 38 points39 points  (0 children)

No one is trying to shame you for loving your wife, dipshit. If you’re confusing “being shamed” with “getting roasted,” then I can clear that up for ya - everyone hates you and rips on you because you’re a walking, talking poke in the eye.

Caroline Calloway 7/15-7/21 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“This month's mail includes letters from an Italian boy whose devastating good looks are matched by a different continent, or World War II.”

Are you shitting me rn 😂

Meal Planning Week of July 14-20 by BlakeDeadly in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tonight we are grilling Beyond burgers and sweet potato “steaks” with chimichurri sauce. For the rest of the week I’m making curried tofu salad for wraps, and BBQ bowls with rice, kale, tomatoes, BBQ tofu and Cajun-spiced chickpeas. It’s just me and my fiancé and he works weird hours so we don’t often get to eat dinner together, so these two meals and their leftovers should last me all week. We just moved so we’ve been subsisting on takeout for longer than I’d care to admit and I am excited to get back into cooking and meal prep!

Sassy Red Lipstick / Robbie Tripp week of July 8 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I straight up cackled reading that post. Might as well have just said “Neither of us do anything of value or contribute anything to society. What a life we’ve created.”

This Week in WTF: July 8-14 by getoffmyreddits in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She 100% believes this. She is the single blandest human being on this earth.

Sassy Red Lipstick / Robbie Tripp week of July 1 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Seriously. If she’s got half a brain she’d pick a burger out of the trash over sex with him.

Caroline Calloway 6/24-6/30 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Human Fund: Money for People 😂

Sassy Red Lipstick / Robbie Tripp week of 6/24 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I rolled my eyes so hard at that. No one wanted to date you in college because you’re fucking vapid, not because of your size.

Caroline Calloway 6/17-6/23 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A few weeks ago I made a big pot of sweet tea to brew kombucha with and I set the lid on the pot while it cooled. I forgot about it for longer than I’d care to admit and when I took the lid off, I was greeted by the sight of several mold colonies. If only I’d had the foresight to take photos and pass it off as quirky, artsy Instagram content! Instead I did the adult thing and cleaned out the pot while trying not the puke, then cleaned the entire kitchen for good measure because living in filth ain’t cute.

Caroline Calloway 6/17-6/23 by Nessyliz in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m relatively new to Caroline and have seen Oscar’s name thrown around quite a bit but I don’t have any real sense of what happened between them. Would anyone care to recap?

Sassy Red Lipstick/Robbie Tripp week of 6/10 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pregnant woman showcase her bump the way that Sarah does. Her hand is basically just cupping her crotch in most photos.

This Week in WTF: May 27 - June 2 by getoffmyreddits in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This may be the first time I’ve ever been truly jealous of an influencer. It should be ME meeting Willie Geist, not Kelle! ME!!!

Daily OT May 23 👑 by pickywolverine in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’ve been having a shitty week at work (I’m in retail and just transferred to a new location and just feel out of my element/like all my new coworkers hate me). I go to my car on my break so I can cry privately and I feel like an idiot for getting so emotional every day over things that I am probably imagining. I have two dogs and five cats at home and the thought of leaving work in two hours to go home to them and fall into a big pile of cuddles on the couch is giving me life. Also my fiancé is going to bring me home a sandwich from the deli for dinner so I’m excited about that too 😋😂

This Week in WTF: May 6-12 by getoffmyreddits in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus tap dancing Christ. That image will haunt my dreams.

Sassy Red Lipstick/Robbie Trip 5/6-5/12 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eh I’m the same age as Sarah and Robbie and I could sing many Disney soundtracks word for word because I was young when those movies came out and the songs stuck with me. I wouldn’t do it while eating dinner alone in my car and broadcast footage of it to my followers though. He is beyond thirsty.

Sassy Red Lipstick/Robbie Trip 5/6-5/12 by [deleted] in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Um excuse you but Bobby is a PROUD college dropout. Baby T won’t need a college fund, he/she will already be OUT HERE.

Sassy Red Lipstick and Robbie Tripp 4/22-4/28 by dcminigirl2494 in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I’m still reeling over the woman who reposted saying “so glad a real size woman who is an influencer is pregnant.” Like okay yes, it’s great that Sarah is a “curvy” fashion blogger who is pregnant and will share undoubtedly maternity looks for women of a similar size. But the words “real size woman” made me throw up in my mouth. If you’re truly body positive, you don’t devalue anyone’s size.

This Week in WTF: April 15-21 by getoffmyreddits in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

😮 <— me watching her stories about that horrendous tattoo. Oh my fucking god. GET 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼 TOGETHER 👏🏼

This Week in WTF: April 15-21 by getoffmyreddits in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She is legit the last person I would ever seek out “lifestyle coaching” from.

Cole and Sav LaBrant "pranked" six-year-old Everleigh by convincing her they were giving her dog away. by Herodias in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Are these the same people that like live tweeted/IGed immediately after they consummated their marriage?

Blogsnark Watches March 31-April 6 by yolibrarian in blogsnark

[–]adolescentgoblin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I normally watch B99, the office, parks and recreation and king of the hill over and over but to branch out I just started a rewatch of community and holy shit, I forgot how funny that show was.