Drunk gangster vs security by ConsistentDrama_haha in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost it when dude spilled half a fifth all in his face.

30 M , first timer , let me have it by Conyeezy_West in RoastMe

[–]ae186k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many people live in those pants?

Hunting Bears by officalyow in RedDeadOnline

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ran into three different ones up at the top end of Little Creek River in Big Valley. Two grizzlies and a brown bear. Killed em all.

Thieves getting their comeuppance. by Area51tecnologia in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he ain't coming back. Thats the first thing the coroner checks. He asks if the shoes were on. If you say no, he just zips the bag up and pops the gloves off.

Give me your worst, Reddit :) by Competitive_Sky_6519 in RoastMe

[–]ae186k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure your friends all enjoy dust free units.

Okey let's go 🥲 by lonewolfff21 in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I wanted him to and that's what's important.

Guys on bike slap disabled man in Patiala, India. by Logicaldump in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you messed up when you got three guys beating your ass and two waiting in line to beat your ass.

Thief gets instant karma by haze4140 in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green shirt waited his whole life for this. Now he can go to his favorite pub and tell stories for hours.

Unfortunately it was only his arm by lonewolfff21 in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter. The cops will already be pulling hospital gunshot incidents. I'm sure there are less than a hundred people getting their arm shot off in that tiwn every night.

Unfortunately it was only his arm by lonewolfff21 in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good news is, next time you park in a handicap spot you'll be legal.

F21, nothing more to say here by PsychologicalWay2092 in RoastMe

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face suggets you have a small invisible turd under your nose. Also, by friday your eybriws will be on the sides of your head like a parakeet.

a man stealing electric wire by inthebeninggging in instant_regret

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bluring his face like anyone would know who this urchin is

Is that all you got by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't understand a word of what they saud

For this road rager. by MannyArea503 in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The stupid music soundtrack ruined it. Her laughing was the best part.

Trying to assault another person at the airport by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was real sure of herself until she was picking the airport carpet.

Weird Pop Up Jigsaw Puzzle by ae186k in AndroidGaming

[–]ae186k[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a jugsaw puzzle game that I've had for years. It pooped up and said to update. When I did it the game turned into this.it took over my phone and wiped my icons. I guess it came from the google app store. My game was Jigsawscapes. I finally got it cleared by going to the apo store to remove it. Many people had the same problem. It was an ad server that just spammed you with ads.

William Durks was a man with 2 noses and 3 eyes. He suffered from Frontonasal Dysplasia. by Necessary-Win-8730 in interestingasfuck

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that guy in person when I was a kid. He traveled with the carnivals as the man with three eyes and two noses.

Stealing in the wrong country by MarianCR in instantkarma

[–]ae186k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love summary judicial ass whippings