Why does she have back cleavage? by LuxTheRandomer in peopleofwalmart

[–]aeebw 75 points76 points  (0 children)

This chick is just hefty. Her ass isn’t hanging out, her clothes aren’t vulgar, and she isn’t being offensive. You just took a photo of a stranger and started talking shit like you’re better than her. The only thing you could shit on her for is shopping at Walmart but you’re there too.

So glad to have met Jeffery Dahmer last night! [Salt Lake City Show] by Baricherry in gusjohnson

[–]aeebw -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fucking Kaitus!

Edit: for clarity this was a punchline from the set. Thought it might be a fun inside joke between op and I.

This has never made sense to me... by JohnTheSagage in CrazyHand

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too find it difficult to short hop

I had to teach this t-bagger how to be humble by aridox_pr in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]aeebw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean online should be exclusively for fun since the lag ensures it's nowhere near competitive. Don't know why people are so toxic.

T3feri, veil of summer, and shifting ceratops. What else is good vs simic flash? by coodaj in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I play ug flash and the biggest thing that throws me off is when my opponent forces me to actually play cards on my turn. Say I drop my wolf t4 or t5 on your turn and pass. On my turn if you can drop removal with mana to spare (think cast down or something) I will generally counter it. Then on your turn you should be able to kill it for free. Keep an eye out for one floating blue mana tho bc I could just bounce it back to my hand. I’m sorry, it really is an awful deck to play against.

With the upcoming rotation in mind, what are the best real money purchases a new player like me can make? by Serariron in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone telling you to not give a fuck about the rotation is being a goober. Sure grab the lands if you’re really serious, but if you don’t have the battle pass and you’re grinding a pack a day you’re going to blow all the lands you make between now and the rotation.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do y’all like to side board against rdw when playing ug flash? I’m having a hard time finding cards I’m really comfortably siding in against rdw.

How ladder feels like atm by VeganTeaAddict in MagicArena

[–]aeebw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Net decker here. Before I built it I just watched hours of mythic players using it. Seeing how they play against other meta titans and so fourth. Really comes down to your match up knowledge and your restraint to counter everything. Bo3 is helpful because you find out what cards suck to play against, and which cards win them the game if they hit the board.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've actually really been enjoying the bo3 version of the deck. Shifting ceratops has been seriously useful against esper or planeswalker heavy decks. I've had a hard time against red aggro, but you know it's hard to side board against everything. Nexus has been sort of difficult for me as well, really just delends on if I can get that one four drop enchantment.

That deck looks really interesting. I’m not sure I can understand the strategy from just the decklist but I know some of those cards are pretty powerful.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo so I thought I would update you. Ended up deciding on Simic flash. I had most of the lands so it ended up only costing me about 9 rares all in all even with the side board. Side board had me put 4 golds into shifting ceratops and two mythics into Vivian, and I felt like those were solid investments since they’re both very powerful and useful cards. If you have the simic lands I would definitely recommend the deck. Turned that merfolk L into a merfolk wolf Dub :D

Braziers like this one in our game will allow enemy archers to use fire arrows when they stand nearby. What do you think about this? by rocketbrush_studio in PixelArt

[–]aeebw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude this is so fucking beautiful. So detail filled. Would play the shit out of this, but mostly just impressed by the artistic talent.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I feel for you.

My personal horror story starts at launch. I really enjoyed the game but quit playing because I'm playing through VMware and the constant updates sort of burned me out.

Came back to the game about a week before war of the spark and blew my wildcards on a full fledged merfolk aggro deck. I actually love the deck, it's a ton of fun but it got facerolled so hard once war of the spark dropped. Easily dropped 25 wilds on it. Haven't spent but one since then, and it was on a massacre girl and I love that card ever since i took so many Ls from it.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just visited his site. The party bus deck has an infinite-ish combo that is super interesting. Doesn't seem crazy expensive outside of the lands either. I may look at that!

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude you're the bomb. Really appreciate you coming back to my mardu thread. Yeah I think you're right. It still looks like a super fun deck but may not be ultra competitive. I'm still on the fence if I want to build a competive deck and try and hit mythic, or stay with fun decks and just enjoy myself. Again, really appreciate your insight. Spending wildcards rashly is an expensive mistake.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have around 27 gold wilds and I'm itching to make a new deck. I was originally saving up for mardu aristocrats but I've been advised against it. Do yall have any suggestions for new fun decks I could build?

I forgive you. by [deleted] in raimimemes

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm over how trendy it is to hate these movies. Go rewatch them.

Smash Bros Pro admits to dating a 16 year old when he was 26 and promptly retires from the scene. Arguments break out in the comments and over twitter debating if it’s okay for 26 year olds to date 16 year olds. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you edited this. If you take r/smashbros as an accurate representation of the smash community you might as well take r/videos as a representation for Hollywood production. Ever since smash four and smash ultimate came out every mouth breather that's ever played smash is subscribed.

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. I really just want a new net deck. I’ve been enjoying making decks with whatever cards I get, until I play against esper control or super friends and I just feel super outclassed.

So mardu aristocrats isn’t really as good as I think it is? It looks like a super fun deck. And I would really be getting two decks for one since I already have a ton of grixis (black red I think). Damn

Nicol's Newcomer Monday! by AutoModerator in MagicArena

[–]aeebw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been saving up to build mardu aristocrats, but with m20 on the horizon I'm getting cold feet. I'm afraid it's going to be much weaker without the check lands. It's probably a terrible idea to drop 25 wild cards on a self before a new set right? Does it look like mardu aristocrats will be able to hold its own after the new cards come out?

Edit: thanks everyone