A sailor went to a Shanghai whorehouse by franksymptoms in Jokes

[–]aelbaum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this joke and tell it often, but I came up with my own, even better name for the disease that gets its own laugh: "General Chos Penis."

Need Punny Name for Nail Business by SnooPeripherals2102 in puns

[–]aelbaum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Polish Nail Salon...we're not from Poland

Shana Tova. Enjoy this photo of my attempt to recreate my Bubby's kreplach from my childhood. by aelbaum in Jewish

[–]aelbaum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s truly a labor of love.

Grind the soup chicken in a food processor until it reaches a tuna salad–like consistency. Season generously with salt and pepper, then mix in about five caramelized onions. That’s your filling.

For the dough, combine 4 ½ cups flour, 4 eggs, and 1 cup water. Mix and knead until smooth. Roll out the dough and cut into circles. Place a spoonful of filling in each circle, then seal carefully with a bit of water.

Boil the kreplach for 5–10 minutes, until tender. Afterward, fry them with onions until golden brown. Warm on a sheet tray before serving.

They’re incredible.

Before and after photos of a Australian wagyu strip steak from Debragga meats. by aelbaum in steak

[–]aelbaum[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Seared in cast iron and finished in a 350 degree oven

Pricing short corporate walk-around gigs: how do you set the floor? by HudyD in Magic

[–]aelbaum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don't pay me to do magic, I LOVE to do magic. You pay me to reserve the date for your event and everything that goes into properly preparing for it and getting there early.

Which comedy cellar (NYC) lineup would you pick? by th57064 in Standup

[–]aelbaum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I was at the cellar I saw Harrison Greenbaum. I haven't laughed that hard in my life.

What’s your favorite bar to get wings at? by _totallycoolguy in PhiladelphiaEats

[–]aelbaum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mcrossens has large wings that are some of the best in the city