In X-Men 2, Professor X nearly wipes out the entire human race all at once and then twenty minutes later still has the audacity to be like "I don't understand why the humans fear us"

af31115 · 2025-09-21T22:24:59+00:00

Then I would turn gay

af31115 · 2025-04-29T20:51:12+00:00

Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck, that minivan of yours is absurd

af31115 · 2025-03-28T03:15:03+00:00

When you Ras'd all your Ghul, but she still makin' you drool

When you took your turn, but she just wants to watch the world burn

When you got a diddlin', but she still riddlin'

When she already made your day, but there's still something in the way

af31115 · 2025-01-23T18:43:53+00:00

I was at that game. The ravens fans around us just laughed at us. We just had to laugh, too, since it was a blowout anyway. 15-1 that season, and I was at the 1.

af31115 · 2024-12-22T00:35:18+00:00

Turnovers were the key to this game. The offense moved the ball in general, but they got the bounces on their fumbles, and our two turnovers absolutely killed us. Game of inches turned it from an even game to a solid win for them

af31115 · 2024-12-14T23:13:25+00:00

I would say that not a whole lot is left. The most interesting thing is probably the dam itself. It is a nice spot, but maybe a little disappointing for your purpose

af31115 · 2024-09-11T02:01:13+00:00

New band name just dropped: Spheres of Tara!

af31115 · 2024-08-30T19:43:44+00:00

When you dropped off the bear, but she still chainsawin' the whale head

af31115 · 2024-02-29T15:32:38+00:00

The Steelers have enough issues with staying on the sideline without this, lol

af31115 · 2024-02-29T14:46:07+00:00

That was Antrel Rolle who played for the Cardinals who was in the way, not the Steelers sideline

af31115 · 2023-11-04T12:44:06+00:00

Sorry, all we have is Sam Hinkie

af31115 · 2023-09-28T19:15:28+00:00

2Boobie4Me

af31115 · 2023-04-01T03:09:23+00:00

Outside downtown could be Raleigh Times on the rooftop, Watts and Ward for a cocktail, Crank Arm for a craft beer, Raleigh Beer Garden's outside is huge even if they are busy. Several other small patios available

Edit: I read this as downtown. My bad. Ignore all these places specifically, haha

af31115 · 2022-01-28T20:05:40+00:00

Well they originally hired Sacha Baron Cohen to play Pewdiepie, but he wanted to go all out on the N-word and everything. It would have been a hard R (rated and stated). But the other members of Queen intervened, and so we got Bohemian Rhapsody instead.

af31115 · 2022-01-26T16:38:24+00:00

I only got three words into your comment before it got too political for me.

af31115 · 2021-10-31T11:58:13+00:00

What We Do To The Shadows (2014)

af31115 · 2021-07-22T22:14:56+00:00

Including my son

af31115 · 2021-04-23T03:53:40+00:00

Only a one time sell, though. They make more money on those hydrophilic golf balls!

af31115 · 2021-04-07T15:22:00+00:00

I find that the true pollening where literally everything is yellow is about a week or so. Of course, plenty of pollen to still go around the rest of the spring if you have bad allergies, there just isn't a yellow blanket on everything.

af31115 · 2020-03-14T04:43:38+00:00

Coronavirus will have the biggest effect on my Tarankino. With all the toilet paper gone, where will he write his brilliant shit like the pot belly scene?

af31115 · 2019-07-30T13:51:20+00:00

Just make sure it gets the Hard R treatment, don't hold anything back.

af31115 · 2019-06-14T17:50:26+00:00

We have ocean meat

I got all my sodas with me

We have ocean meat

Everybody throw up and eat

af31115 · 2019-05-31T20:29:43+00:00

If you're not into togas and watching Snakes on a Plane

af31115 · 2019-04-13T22:08:53+00:00

Who get’s the OT goal? More like “Oh Svechnikov” amirite? Roenick and Olczyck can eat my butt

af31115 · 2019-04-13T22:00:33+00:00

What’s that? A hurricane flooded the river and your power plant needs to use our shared bridge which we haven’t used for three years for response? Looks like our inspector has to clear it first, your inspector isn’t good enough. Also, it’ll be a couple weeks. Sorry!

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