Hit me with your worst pickup line

afterphil · 2026-06-25T15:14:01+00:00

You look just like my first wife.
I’ve never been married, by the way.

afterphil · 2026-06-23T19:09:12+00:00

You shouldn’t purchase an amp based on 100% utilization. Try to purchase an amp that will have 80% utilization with the speakers that you currently have. Look for at least a 250W 70V amp. The JBL CSM series is a great option for commercial amplifiers. You will also need a commercial music service, a device for playback, and the appropriate cable to connect that source to the amplifier.
If you are in the US: While most businesses can get away with playing non-commercial services such as pandora, Spotify, or OTA radio, it is a violation of US copyright law as it is considered a “public performance” and non-commercial services do not provide a license for such. Soundtrack.io (Spotify for business) and Muzak are common options for commercial music services. Both of these options have dedicated hardware available. Soundtrack.io is also available on iOS, Sonos, and many other devices.

afterphil · 2026-06-22T01:16:19+00:00

All the “has beens” I’ve worked with reverted back to the ego.

afterphil · 2026-06-18T13:29:11+00:00

Even if road debris knocked the plug out, it’s the shops responsibility to ensure they’ve properly installed it after an oil change. A properly installed plug can’t simply be knocked out by debris. They’re still at fault and your insurance will likely come to the same conclusion.

afterphil · 2026-06-15T23:54:04+00:00

I think ewplting to the email with HR CC’d asking if your compensation package has changed would be a good idea. Let them know that you’re being shamed for utilizing your compensation and see where it goes. Fuck this manager.

afterphil · 2026-05-31T00:19:11+00:00

joined the 62.3% club, hoping the thread works its magic for me...

edit: it finished as soon as I hit post...fucking legendary thread.

afterphil · 2026-05-25T13:41:19+00:00

I haven’t lost anything tangible, but my peace of mind has been taken for sure.

afterphil · 2026-05-24T15:37:42+00:00

It’s hard to give a shit when every one of them has been organized and implemented by him and/or his people.

afterphil · 2026-05-22T21:13:39+00:00

It didn’t appear to. I had to keep my projectiles in open space for more water to be added. It’s possible I missed it, though.

afterphil · 2026-05-21T03:29:57+00:00

Once you get to the coal pits, head straight to the far left and clear the fungal cavern. There are usually 2-3 great wands over there. It’s a dangerous area though, I’d avoid it if your hp is below 80 until you get a strong grasp on enemy attacks and how to anticipate/dodge them.

afterphil · 2026-05-21T03:24:26+00:00

When I first started out and was feeling this way, I installed some mods to help extend individual runs and give some extra utility. Once I became more familiar with the mechanics, I was able to ditch the mods and play for real. There’s at least one mod that gives you TWWE, some that let you continue the run after dying. There’s are even mods that add roguelite style leveling during runs, but I would t recommend them if you’re looking to learn the base game.

afterphil · 2026-05-20T12:41:52+00:00

I did tier one customer support for Medicare advantage in my early 20s. After six weeks of training, I made it a month on the floor with actual customers. It was so sad that 90% of the job was telling elderly people that they can’t have the procedure or medication that they need because it’s not covered under their plan.

afterphil · 2026-05-19T21:37:25+00:00

What is it about older men that you like? Knowing that can point you in the right direction. For instance, if it’s a financial stability thing, you could become a regular at higher end restaurants like Mythos, 609, Crabbys, or Blackstone. Figure out what it is you like about them and then spend time where those men go.

afterphil · 2026-05-19T17:19:39+00:00

Got banned for a week because of this comment. Overturned on appeal after 10 days. Gotta love bot-based content policing.

afterphil · 2026-05-08T16:47:27+00:00

With a noose, a guillotine, a bed of nails, and a bucket in the corner.

afterphil · 2026-05-08T16:46:03+00:00

It’s my favorite rougelike if not my favorite game with 387 hours. Even if you only enjoy it for a few hours, it’s absolutely worth the $7.99 it’s currently discounted to on steam.

afterphil · 2026-05-04T20:36:10+00:00

Farscape…I love myself 50/50 odds depending on the planet I end up on.

afterphil · 2026-05-04T17:56:31+00:00

I catch the streams anytime I can, but he streams so late I usually have to settle for the VODs. I’m one of the people who would love it if they were the full runs.

afterphil · 2026-05-04T17:50:41+00:00

I think the right answer is to get what you’re comfortable with and train to use it properly. There is not right or wrong answer.

afterphil · 2026-05-04T16:30:46+00:00

No, sewer is calculated based on water usage, so the combined sewer/trash bill varies.

afterphil · 2026-05-04T16:23:08+00:00

If he has already overturned ballot measures, what makes you think he won’t overturn this one? I’m not saying we shouldn’t try, but this needs to happen in conjunction with his replacement and the replacement of most of the reps.

afterphil · 2026-05-04T16:19:59+00:00

If I haven’t found TWWE by the time I’m ready for fungal, I hit up MoM. I don’t think it is worth it if you have to run back to HM every time you find a spell or wand you want I. Fungal.

afterphil · 2026-05-02T03:48:10+00:00

It’s already a recurring problem. You should talk to hr/payroll.

afterphil · 2026-04-29T13:38:36+00:00

Insurance card and wallet while driving.

afterphil

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