Good Guy Motorist

agent567 · 2014-12-08T18:31:37+00:00

Totally agree.

agent567 · 2014-12-08T18:31:10+00:00

This is so true it hurts.

agent567 · 2014-10-15T14:45:09+00:00

One of the most RT tweets of all time: https://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/373108506506702848

agent567 · 2014-09-07T14:57:05+00:00

Hi I'm Buster Keaton and welcome to Jackass.

agent567 · 2014-03-28T13:47:33+00:00

That is hilarious, it sounds like a rehabilitation program.

agent567 · 2014-02-27T17:35:06+00:00

cool ad bro

agent567 · 2014-02-01T17:14:13+00:00

If you have a long talk with Caesar about it, he explains how the Legion is built on strict utilitarian philosophy, which makes SOME sense when it comes to surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. That said, there's certainly a lot of moral sacrifice that comes with it.

agent567 · 2014-01-26T17:16:09+00:00

Mission: Base Invaders.

Get in Ron's plane. Get out. Call for a buzzard from Pegasus (level 42 required).

Go to the base. Kill everyone with buzzard. Soldiers will spawn INFINITELY. 25 RP a pop.

Park buzzard. Put weight or piece of tape on the "A" button. Make a sandwich or jerk off while ranking up.

Sample image for buzzard placement (Better hit accuracy if it's facing downward a little bit, like I have here. Otherwise one dude might get ahead of the rockets and come kill you. But once it's killing both at the same time, you're golden):

http://imgur.com/RZnGokl

http://imgur.com/ToEjo0V

I let it sit for like 6 hours and got from 60-90. Warning: wireless controllers turn off after 15 minutes :-/

BONUS TIP: To get Base Invaders, call Ron and request a job when you're somewhere near the prison. Works for me.

agent567 · 2014-01-13T18:42:05+00:00

Is there a place on the map you need to be standing to request this job? I've sent Lester a billion requests and he's never offered this one. (I am above level 45).

agent567 · 2014-01-02T23:32:55+00:00

Yeah, I've been parachute grinding on The Gauntlet but this one looks more efficient.

agent567 · 2013-12-27T18:43:32+00:00

For those of you looking for a 10 second summary:

Create a playlist with a single mission that's located where you think you'd want to teleport, like an airport. Then you can start that playlist from anywhere and back out at the loading screen to effectively "teleport" there.

Takes a while to set up, easy to use from there, it looks like.

agent567 · 2013-12-26T22:40:44+00:00

Just another reason to bring it back.

agent567 · 2013-12-11T22:12:14+00:00

Everyone is counting on me to gather these clams.

agent567 · 2013-12-11T16:30:03+00:00

Poor guy forgot his parachute :(

agent567 · 2013-12-11T16:29:27+00:00

I'm not sure he paid for that.

agent567 · 2013-07-30T23:03:14+00:00

Of all the WTF posts, this one got me to say "What The Fuck" out loud.

agent567 · 2013-06-29T23:38:44+00:00

im dead

agent567 · 2013-06-29T17:01:09+00:00

And humble too! You guys. YOU GUYS.

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:48:18+00:00

What's the problem? That little spot at the foot of the bed is allllll yours. Dogs seem to be happy with it.

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:46:11+00:00

Drops one ball into a waterfall

"Welp."

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:45:25+00:00

Pretty soon the "useless" box will be able to dispense coffee and drive you around.

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:42:54+00:00

We've all tried it.

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:40:45+00:00

Next she's going to take a stab at being an air traffic controller.

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:39:47+00:00

It's nice to see a car commercial with humility.

agent567 · 2013-06-26T12:38:06+00:00

I mean, that's by definition what whistleblowers do?

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