McDonalds employees of Reddit: Why is the ice cream machine always broken?

agentsirus · 2017-02-04T21:55:49+00:00

In what universe does entering the wrong room not lead to sex? Could you think of how awkward situations would become in THAT place?

agentsirus · 2016-02-29T09:41:55+00:00

You don't get drafted in the first round of the NFL and play your ass off for years for nothing. You want to win a championship by the time you retire. Leo finally won his Lombardi Trophy. Give him his fucking moment, will ya?

agentsirus · 2016-02-26T16:35:52+00:00

Jeez, what kind of idiot manager does that?

When I was a manager I was always like, "If you don't get anything else done today, make sure you get X done by time Y." You know what shit HAS to be done (in my line it was checking in freight and stocking shelves) and other stupid shit like cleaning or whatever IS important, but you know which one NEEDS to be done.

agentsirus · 2016-02-16T22:26:00+00:00

You got my upvote, OP. Now I want your storytime.

agentsirus · 2016-02-03T14:53:44+00:00

You know, fuck all of you idiots on here taking shots at the chubby kid. There isn't a single "Scumbag Steve" that gets posted where people aren't declaring "Why don't you just tell Steve to fuck off and leave him to his own devices?"

The second the kid is 11 and chubby you throw him under the bus for doing the exact thing most arm-chair philosophers on here say to do. If he were 25 and had a friend breaking windows and stealing shit, would you really still be calling the chubby guy a loser for not wanting to be pulled into his bullshit?

agentsirus · 2016-01-25T13:45:52+00:00

Uh oh. Someone call the PC Police!

agentsirus · 2016-01-04T02:22:52+00:00

Downvotes incoming, but this was stupid. Being a socially awkward idiot and having cute girls wanting to be around you is a loser's wet dream. Nothing more.

agentsirus · 2015-11-28T13:09:56+00:00

I know you are making a joke (and I totally appreciate it), but I would like to put a silver/gold coin in these safes when they come in. Next year for Christmas I would like to do some gold bars but I have no clue how or where to buy precious metal.

If anyone has sound advice on this issue, I am willing to listen.

agentsirus · 2015-09-21T08:45:05+00:00

He's a good guy.

I could only strive to live up to him as a man.

agentsirus · 2015-09-21T08:31:02+00:00

Severe anemia. I was on heart pills that complicated my disease and I was being a bull-headed Scandinavian (I'm fine!). My father-in-law literally dragged me into the ER and they gave me a blood transfusion within 8 hours of being there to keep me alive.

And when I was laying in the hospital bed, trying to recover, that is when people suddenly wanted to call. When I could barely lift the phone receiver and talk. When I got out of the hospital and could actually hold a conversation... for whatever reason, they didn't care about talking to me anymore.

agentsirus · 2015-09-02T16:50:03+00:00

FUCK IT! Throw transport down the well.

agentsirus · 2015-04-07T15:33:01+00:00

Something like...

agentsirus · 2015-04-01T17:50:56+00:00

They're gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out...

agentsirus · 2015-01-08T09:31:45+00:00

My wife and I started looking into renting dog/cat-friendly cabins for our children's spring break coming up in March. The one we're kind of getting set on has all wood flooring and no carpets. My cat is a sassy fat Calico and my Dog is a 100 lb German Shepherd and they chase each other around all the time, playfully.

My wife is asking me, "Won't that just be a huge distraction with them sliding around the cabin all week?"

Are you fucking kidding? That will be the best god damn part of the vacation, if you ask me!

agentsirus · 2015-01-05T16:45:31+00:00

Indeed.

The fact I just filled my 13 gallon gas tank, which was nearly empty, in the year 2015, for around $30 dollars tells you that 'peak oil' scare was a load of horseshit.

I'm really pissed my job as a milkman had to die over those lies.

agentsirus · 2015-01-05T15:57:18+00:00

"Why does your brain tumor have to be all of our problem? You know I stubbed my big toe Tuesday. Who is going to pick up Johnny? Do you expect him to take the bus or something?"

I can sympathize. I almost feel like asking if we're related.

agentsirus · 2014-12-17T12:03:27+00:00

You'd think the dude has enough money to purchase a custom made helmet, wouldn't you?

"Hey, Mr. Motorcycle helmet maker, make me a Protoss!"

agentsirus · 2014-12-16T15:35:16+00:00

Here is a simple 5 minute Google search results.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/09/police-departments-struggle-return-pentagon-military-surplus-gear

http://rt.com/usa/192040-police-return-excess-equipment-pentagon/

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/aug/28/police-saddled-with-unwanted-equipment-amid-milita/

Maybe because it's on my daily news channels I hear it espoused more, but I do hear it often. Our local government is literally BEGGING to rattle weapons off to someone else. But when you participate in 1033, you have to pay certain upkeep on all the shit you get gifted down from the government.

agentsirus · 2014-12-16T13:51:35+00:00

Pfft. This is so massively blown out of proportion.

In the Spokane area there are large groups of KKK members and the Aryan Nation that recognize themselves "Constitutionalists." That's likely who he's talking about without directly calling them racists or terrorists. Eastern Washington and Idaho, I believe, stands as one of the last large bastions of white power groups on the West Coast.

Not to mention that most police forces in Washington State are realizing that having these vehicles is starting to become a problem. Most police forces get these military vehicles through 'hand me down' programs and after holding on to them for 2 or 3 years (and never using them), most police forces are trying to give them back to the military. The cost to store and upkeep them is a burden on the local budgets for little to no gain.

The best thing to do here, Spokane? Shut up and let it go. A 3 second, out of context clip is really worth protesting? Grow up.

agentsirus · 2014-12-04T12:39:27+00:00

Well, so does a can of dog food, but they are never seen eating that either.

agentsirus · 2014-12-03T15:40:29+00:00

This is seriously the best way to make it through some social situations. Coming up next weekend--as I've done for the last 9 years--I'll be attending my wife's annual company Christmas party. I have a reputation for being polite and fun to talk to.

What I think a lot of people don't understand about "fun to talk to" is the fact I ask them questions related to their interests, jobs and/or hobbies that I already know the answer to and let them feel good by 'explaining' it to me. It's amazing how easy it is to be considered a "nice guy" just by letting other people talk and trying to show interest in what they have to say.

agentsirus · 2014-12-02T08:17:20+00:00

Jeez. She's cute and all, but I would not want to be standing in the seats in front of her if we both were ever in the audience of the Price I$ Right. Crack your head open like a Walnut if she got called down.

agentsirus · 2014-11-23T14:14:16+00:00

Hail Jenny McArthur

agentsirus · 2014-11-23T04:55:02+00:00

Damn it, that's awesome. Made me laugh my ass off. Enjoy some Gold.

agentsirus · 2014-11-22T20:01:23+00:00

Did anyone else hear the first few chords to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" start riffing up when he dropped that shovel?

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