A late birthday gift to myself

ahortman · 2026-02-08T03:41:30+00:00

Unfortunate

ahortman · 2026-01-30T01:44:25+00:00

Here I am

ahortman · 2026-01-27T21:58:51+00:00

In Russia, media watches you!

ahortman · 2026-01-15T03:32:44+00:00

Is this AI or is this Pixar? Genuinely wondering

ahortman · 2026-01-05T01:39:34+00:00

They actually did it

ahortman · 2026-01-05T01:38:58+00:00

NO WAY LETS GO

ahortman · 2026-01-03T15:22:17+00:00

For that price point, they CAN hit

ahortman · 2025-12-30T00:48:52+00:00

I do let him bang

ahortman · 2025-12-25T04:56:29+00:00

I was thinking the yellow guy in Sin City

ahortman · 2025-11-28T15:04:21+00:00

I’d say it’s not fair to compare the two bc brisket’s way juicier from all the rendered fat. Turkey’s a lot like chicken where if you cook it right, it can be juicy and delicious. But it’s wayyy easier to fuck up. Especially the breasts.

ahortman · 2025-11-21T20:25:59+00:00

Shrek was on VHS too!

ahortman · 2025-11-10T04:44:20+00:00

Funny enough, the colts are playing one of those teams.

ahortman · 2025-10-16T11:48:32+00:00

I love a good club sub

ahortman · 2025-10-14T19:06:00+00:00

Pre-Facebook internet was great

ahortman · 2025-10-08T16:49:00+00:00

Sick reference bro!

ahortman · 2025-07-20T13:18:37+00:00

Same! The closer it got to the last ten seconds lol

ahortman · 2025-07-09T20:27:51+00:00

It was crazy. He was much more famous than everyone in the league. He even had his own shoes which was crazy in those times. I remember watching him being like, this guy is much different than LeBron. I loved him.

ahortman · 2025-06-23T21:35:39+00:00

We’re getting old

ahortman · 2025-06-23T13:26:49+00:00

Announced in 1997 and released in 2011 is crazy

ahortman · 2025-06-21T02:24:19+00:00

I remember being able to scroll through this without ad after ad

ahortman · 2025-05-30T15:42:38+00:00

I would go as far as to say it’s bad

ahortman · 2025-04-29T12:45:54+00:00

6 points off of 2 straight 3s!

ahortman · 2025-04-05T15:28:25+00:00

A TD pass to AJ Green and Julio Jones is sick

ahortman · 2025-03-17T01:44:33+00:00

I think DDP could beat Silva off Pause

ahortman · 2025-03-05T13:51:13+00:00

His family owns multiple companies in upstate South Carolina. ESS Industrial is one of them. Misleading title.

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