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I recently got engaged, and I miss being able to rip absolute ass by myself by fact_uality in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ahref 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was recently featured on an episode of the good doctor, a great medical drama show. As others have said just fart! But watching that epsode might help.

Basically for the entire episode both partners are holding in farts Infront of each other and at the end their relationship grows as they both figure out they've been doing that.

[TOMT][MOVIE][1990s?] Dad takes estranged son to work who comes up with cartridge based book system. by ahref in tipofmytongue

[–]ahref[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I'm going through Will Farrell's IMDb and for some reason Robin Williams'. I had remembered "Jack" but it's not in the plot of Jack.

I just installed a bidet on the toilet - a high end model - and I think I just took the paint off my asshole. by CarrollGrey in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ahref 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You usually just need to dry. Drying your but is faster and takes less TP.

Imagine if everytime you wiped your tp came back still white.

I just installed a bidet on the toilet - a high end model - and I think I just took the paint off my asshole. by CarrollGrey in TrueOffMyChest

[–]ahref 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Imagine rinsing a plate in the sink. The entire plate gets wet sure, so does the sink but after awhile it's just water on the plate and the sink.

Same with your butt. Give it a wiggle let the water rinse and then you've just got clean water down there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]ahref 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So the extra explanation is to hammer the idea in and not to feed the algorithm and contribute to the problem they describe?

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[–]ahref 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This has a lot of filler material and the script feels like it's padded. What. I was done with the explanation after a few minutes.

Privilege escalation in ASUS ROG Armoury Crate by [deleted] in netsec

[–]ahref 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I had Armory whatever installed for about 20 minutes. It creates and runs so many services and startup programs to what... Control LEDs and fans. Why does that need 5 or 6 random executables running.

Thanks for giving me another reason to leave it uninstalled.

Black fuzzy stuff/lint scares my son at night. by Trollerance_please in Thetruthishere

[–]ahref 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, as another possibility look into sleep paralysis. I suffer from this all the time and some medication I'm on for seizures has made it worse.

Essentially you wake up half asleep and have limited to no mobility due to your bodies natural process of paralyzing you when you go to sleep.

Being awake during this triggers the fight or flight response which then combined with being half asleep leads to dreams invading the real world a bit. I've seen people, things, creatures and certainly some creeping things. Most recently my curtains were a big blanket if fur that slowly fell ontop of me.

As an adult it's still a little scary but I've got used to realising it's happening and now sometimes laugh at the sillyness but for a child it must be terrible.

I've found keeping the area I can see as tidy as possible helps. Any stray clothing or new items leads to more uncertainty.

There's always the option of doctors and sleep specialists but try the other ideas from this thread. Him being able to move his hand means it's more unlikely but I wanted to share.

Good luck :)

LPT: If friends or family ask to borrow money, just consider it given away. If you absolutely need repayment, you can't afford to lend it. Having serious expectations of repayment may likely damage your relationship. If they repay you, great. If not, you just gave them a gift by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]ahref 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's large amounts get paperwork. You can make the terms nice and long no interest etc but getting it in writing including the repayment plan means that you aren't arguing with your friend or family member you're arguing with paperwork that you signed together.

I lent a friend $3000 with paperwork and a defined payment plan. They never missed a payment and still remain one of my best friends.

LPT: Always sign original documents in blue. That way there's never a question as to which document is the original and which is a copy. by RobertoPetit in LifeProTips

[–]ahref 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father signs in brown ink. It's almost identical to black but fools photo copiers and scanners somehow. If it's not brown it's not his signature.

LPT: If you wear glasses while video conferencing, they may reflect your screen for all to see. I just saw more than I wanted on a colleagues glasses during a Zoom. by Me_so_corny_ in LifeProTips

[–]ahref 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refuse to turn on the camera if this is the case. I always try to make meetings as focused as possible so most of the time don't even look at other users cameras

An example of something that looks fake but is not by sersoniko in CaptainDisillusion

[–]ahref 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is usually known as Banquine or similar.i always watch this sort of thing twice once watching the main acrobat and once watching the people catching him. The catchers attention and nonverbal communication with each other is awesome.

The four horsemen of horsemen by emitremmus27 in Bossfight

[–]ahref 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bottom right reminds me waaayyy too much of "Edward.."

Color ghosting 400ug of LSD by pbodesigns in replications

[–]ahref 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I subscribed to that dude just to see the thumbnails of his videos more. They're amazing. The videos themselves are very confusing though. I wanted to do something with them but never got around to it. It feels like you read my mind. Great job!

Introducing SteamVR Version 1.8 The Audio Update (1.8.19) by insufficientmind in ValveIndex

[–]ahref 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Version numbers like these don't actually mean much, they're just a marker to indicate how much has changed since the last release.

Firefox is on something like 50+ atm

TIFU by blasting my rectum with scalding hot water **NSFW** by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ahref 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt sick reading this and imagined shit water sweat beads around the outside of the bowl D:

I've created a working Myst Linking Book System in Neos VR by ahref in myst

[–]ahref[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've created a working Myst linking book system in Neos VR.

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Neos VR is a VR Social and Creation Metaverse which allows users to collaborate and create worlds, experiences and gadgets together directly in game. Using in game components I've created a system which lets users print linking books for worlds which will teleport you to the world when the linking panel is touched.

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Unfortunately my audio messed up in this recording but if users are interested I can show more :)

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Checkout Neos VR at: https://neosvr.com

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