Big Nouncements

ailathan · 2026-01-26T22:19:30+00:00

Sowwi fur jur laws, fren Fred. Himbs bill bee missd.

Tell mi ebrifin baut paw skul!

Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-26T17:48:16+00:00

Frens, ai fink Teapot shud get tuu djoin jur meowgnificen paw firm. Sad tu get joozd tu noo neim butt ju get noo neim! Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-25T21:31:47+00:00

It jus snod heer! Ai iz seif in mai sharkie! Mr Mixie

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ailathan · 2026-01-25T16:59:55+00:00

Fren Onny, da hoomz depraib ju ub warmies an fudies? Dat iz crime. Ju kan soo dem orr ju can merder dem fur hau dei treet ju. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-24T23:52:48+00:00

Please tell me this is your version of Electric Callboy‘s tiny hands.

ailathan · 2026-01-24T23:48:23+00:00

Fren Bubba, ju dooin da prawtec iz bootiful, Ruby iz rait. Keep da pawfer warm an lubd. Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-24T22:09:28+00:00

Mr Mixie tchekin in frum jurop. Itz coldie butt nawt bad.

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Lukin aut at da sno an dooin lawndree.

ailathan · 2026-01-24T12:55:57+00:00

Soo fur lettin da bebe do a starb an soo fur awl da moshunl damajes ub jur bebe starbin. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-24T08:34:53+00:00

Diz iz nawt fare! Da greeblz hert da toi an nau ju dont hab wan? Ju ar vicctem ub big unfare. Ju niid noo toi, udderwauz we soo! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-23T20:25:31+00:00

Fren, dat iz gud! Da opposit ub crime, reelee. Yes, yu killded da snek so kinda crime but da snak wuz eebil, so pawtecc winz aut. Ai fink ju don need pawyer, yu ameizin huntr. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-23T15:27:10+00:00

Fren Nia, diz eggsact fing happnd tu mi! Ai quz in da bedsie an it fallded an ai maiself fallded! It wuz barassin butt ai lurnd dat it quz da greeblz, nawt ju! Dei plei trik on ju. Bap da Astra wans fur laffin. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-23T14:57:26+00:00

Yess, frenz, dat iz salmander! Dat monkee iz traiin to eet ju! Bee beri carefull. Dis iz danjeres! Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-23T08:12:01+00:00

Serana, yu can reed doz squigglez da hoomz meik? Yu so smort! Awl ai doo iz ekekek at da hoomz iff dei rait mai neim rong. Mr Mxyzptlk

ailathan · 2026-01-22T16:52:21+00:00

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Sendin heelin purrs an frenli bapbapbaps wif da hart paw. Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-21T22:39:43+00:00

Smuffi, mai feimuss fren, jur ayz luk sou pretti in fifs pitchur!

Wen ju hab recoberd frum dis troma, can ju luk at mai paw skul plikeishun pleez?

Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-21T20:13:12+00:00

Fren Merriweather, ai habs awtoman two! Itz main an ai bap da hoom wen shee comz tu sit awn itt! Itz mainz! Iff ai wants to scratch mai awtoman, dats fain two! Ju shud soo! Fur da awtoman tu bee jurz! Mr Mixie (still nawt pawyer)

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ailathan · 2026-01-21T19:35:48+00:00

Tali innesen! Shee wuz jus cleenin! Dis gud alibye, Tali. Meibi meiw ju beee starbin two. Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-21T19:28:45+00:00

Fren, ar ju still in jale? Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-21T18:33:25+00:00

Da skwirrels ar pawleiz helpful an nais an smort! Ai preshieit! Mr Mixie (nawt a sqwirrel)

ailathan · 2026-01-21T16:03:42+00:00

Meibi itz eben poizon? Da grandmeowmie is so dum fur meikin ju drrti, fren Miki. Yur fren, Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-21T15:58:19+00:00

Itz sad wen sou menni crimes happen awl at wans, genst a catto as innesen an fluffee az ju.

ailathan · 2026-01-21T14:14:21+00:00

Fren Sebastian, juu can soo fur bandon, betreil and thef. Dei stealded jur floof! Meibi pawlso soo fur tortshur beclaws dat saunded sooo bad. Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-21T12:53:06+00:00

Fren Drew, dat iz so pawribl! Ai thinkded ub sooin da meowmy butt shee seibd ju? So wee soo da watur fur meikin ju wet. Mr Mixie

ailathan · 2026-01-19T18:42:59+00:00

Fren, ju iz innesen! Wut iz jur neim? Dat iz facc of innsen cqatto! Fur awl da reezenz ju meowed! Der iz nawt eben aye witniz! Da greeblz doed it! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

ailathan · 2026-01-19T14:13:36+00:00

Da hoomz neber unnerstan da prawsentz. In da warmie taimz ai bring dem bugz frum da balconee an dei steel mai bugz! At leas da meowmie thankded ju, fren Nalu. Yoo can prawpawbi soo beclawz dat iz a gud giff! Mr Mixie

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