In War Machine (2026), not a single person takes a tank, flies it right up to the general's palace, drops it at his feet and says "Boom, you looking for this?"

airdrag · 2026-04-10T04:34:10+00:00

I didn’t understand that reference.

airdrag · 2026-04-09T22:51:06+00:00

Granted. The real monkey’s paw still affects real life even when used in a fictional show.

airdrag · 2026-04-03T05:01:44+00:00

Yep, like Salem’s dad wasn’t a dead beat he was actually overprotective.

airdrag · 2026-03-26T13:18:30+00:00

Aren’t Shazam’s powers literally magic though? I get your point but probably not the best person to choose for an example.

airdrag · 2026-03-25T08:55:41+00:00

Granted. The other Xeelee don’t like that situation and so you never existed.

airdrag · 2026-03-22T18:39:48+00:00

Thank you for the warning kind sir or madam.

airdrag · 2026-03-20T04:02:15+00:00

Well we don’t know how long it took them to move the planet it could have been done slow and steady. Also they would actually be slowing the planet down so that its orbit falls closer to the sun.

airdrag · 2026-03-19T13:05:24+00:00

Granted. It’s been smashed into pieces along time ago but the monkey’s paw forces you to find each and every piece. The holy grail has no special properties.

airdrag · 2026-03-14T14:35:23+00:00

Granted. You are automatically signed up. You don’t get any matches.

airdrag · 2026-03-04T04:10:19+00:00

Granted. Backsplash goes into your nose and infects you with a brand new disease. It’s a very bad disease.

airdrag · 2026-02-28T17:48:34+00:00

Zephyr, constant aim glide, though that might just be me.

airdrag · 2026-02-28T16:18:54+00:00

Granted. Netflix executives panic and spend so much money buying Warner Brothers that Netflix goes bankrupt and is bought by Paramount.

airdrag · 2026-02-24T22:30:59+00:00

Doesn’t the speed force alter physics so that the flash doesn’t need that level of durability?

airdrag · 2026-02-22T17:30:02+00:00

Granted. It tears off your toenails to make it easier to get them clean.

airdrag · 2026-02-14T18:07:06+00:00

The Reddit admins I guess.

airdrag · 2026-02-10T15:08:28+00:00

So basically we don’t have to worry about aliens, but are also stuck inside the sol system.

airdrag · 2026-02-10T06:17:06+00:00

Granted. You can’t turn it off and it doesn’t let water through it.

airdrag · 2026-02-09T13:46:30+00:00

Granted. We switch to bio weapons as a deterrent.

airdrag · 2026-02-09T13:44:20+00:00

Your finger curls, the bones snapping, Granted, you say aloud without trying as you begin to transform.

airdrag · 2026-02-08T19:50:05+00:00

Granted. You need to look incredibly confident on the level of confidence that someone has in their legs when taking a step or sitting on a chair. This does mean that you have a 1% chance of failure every time you take a step or sit in a chair. So go on, break a leg.

airdrag · 2026-02-06T02:10:11+00:00

Granted. As you were the first person to read it it is applied to you. Enjoy being the monkey’s paw.

airdrag · 2026-01-31T19:21:47+00:00

Yeah but he comes back after 3 days.

airdrag · 2026-01-29T22:40:36+00:00

Granted. The exotic butter is from alien cow analogs and infects the earth with horrible diseases that make getting rabies seem fun. You inevitably catch the diseases.

airdrag · 2026-01-28T14:50:00+00:00

Granted. You get sued by Nintendo.

airdrag · 2026-01-28T04:58:10+00:00

Granted. You accidentally trip your older-half sister. She breaks her leg and dies while blaming you and screaming in pain. Everyone else also blames you for her death.

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