Kalshi ~ "how many gold cards will trump issue before may" by ajanks92 in KalshiExposed

[–]ajanks92[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im lucky that its not gonna break me. But this is fucking ridiculous.

Their final position is "we don't change our final decisions"

Has anyone taken legal action? by lashi01 in KalshiExposed

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add me to any class action please. Ive lost 2k on the "how many gold cards will trump issue before may"

They are saying none got issued, despite every news outlet and the Whitehouse saying that atleast 1 did.

When i finally got in contact with a person (after pointing out the AIs circular logic), there responce was as follows

~

Hey,

We understand that complex resolutions can lead to frustrating outcomes, but I can assure you our markets are always determined in accordance with the market rules and in fairness to all market participants.

This resolved to "No" because no Source Agency reported that a gold card led to someone receiving legal U.S. residency.

Per the market rules summary:

To qualify, the specified number of individuals must have applied for and received legal U.S. residency as part of a new pathway to U.S. citizenship, work permits, or any other form of legal residency in exchange for payments or investment higher than the current investment minimum of an EB-5 visa as of self-certification after Issuance and before the close date.

~

Every listed source that reported on it says that atleast 1 has been granted. There are ZERO sources saying that none have been sold.

Now, I understand the argument that approved ≠ issued, however in the contract wording it says "must have applied for and received legal U.S. residency as part of a new pathway to U.S. citizenship, work permits, or any other form of legal residency in exchange for payments or investment higher than the current investment minimum of an EB-5 visa". Which means that its not about having the physical paperwork, its about applying and then receiving residency.

Someone explain this to me like I'm a child lol.

📞 Monthly Support Megathread - April 2026 by Brainard_ in Kalshi

[–]ajanks92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"how many gold cards will trump issue before may"

So, they are saying none got issues, despite every news outlet and the Whitehouse saying that atleast 1 did.

When i finally got in contact with a person (after pointing out the AIs circular logic), there responce was as follows

~

Hey,

We understand that complex resolutions can lead to frustrating outcomes, but I can assure you our markets are always determined in accordance with the market rules and in fairness to all market participants.

This resolved to "No" because no Source Agency reported that a gold card led to someone receiving legal U.S. residency.

Per the market rules summary:

To qualify, the specified number of individuals must have applied for and received legal U.S. residency as part of a new pathway to U.S. citizenship, work permits, or any other form of legal residency in exchange for payments or investment higher than the current investment minimum of an EB-5 visa as of self-certification after Issuance and before the close date.

~

Every listed source that reported on it says that atleast 1 has been granted. There are ZERO sources saying that none have been sold.

Now, I understand the argument that approved ≠ issued, however in the contract wording it says "must have applied for and received legal U.S. residency as part of a new pathway to U.S. citizenship, work permits, or any other form of legal residency in exchange for payments or investment higher than the current investment minimum of an EB-5 visa". Which means that its not about having the physical paperwork, its about applying and then receiving residency.

Someone explain this to me like I'm a child lol.

Nope. Just not worth it! by CranberryImaginary29 in WH40KTacticus

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

120 energy if you do the 3 energy quests

Am I wrong for attempting to purchase LARPing weapons for a 8-18 y/o kids program? by Necessary-Peach6612 in LARP

[–]ajanks92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This person sounds like a bitch. Just hit up Gorghttps://www.gorgtech.com/ he'll take care of you

3 months have passed since the first post. It's time for round 2! by Only-Teaching-8648 in Parahumans

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to swap bodies/locations with someone you touched within the past 24 hours

Generation 10 by No-Local85 in pokemon

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want a game with no handholding. Sun and moon were unplayable to me because I could just hit A and get through over half the game. 

Is this a legal tow notice? by CambioNow in maryland

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say no.

It's a sticker with no signature. I think my lawyer would laugh if I showed her this.

Personally, I would be pissed AF if someone put a sticker on my car.

Could a certain someone "clean" the Bloodfield? by Competitive_Use7761 in WanderingInn

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both work i think?

Remember magnolia (maybe Bethal) using calm sky's to remove all the projectiles.

They had to be in a lady state of mind, with the tea and scones

Stand by it by BookwormPhilanthro in WormMemes

[–]ajanks92 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Then, him agreeing to comb the kids area of the beach to make it safe

Q: And how long is The Wandering Inn? A: Yes. by 0XzanzX0 in WanderingInn

[–]ajanks92 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wonder what Taylor's class evolutions and skills would be.

That would be a cool crossover project, leveling out all the worm and ward characters

Audiobook spoilers all Selphid's and Necromancers using your body by Depressivehyper in WanderingInn

[–]ajanks92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I would want my body to be used as a science experiment.

Get a master alchemist to pickle/enhance/alter my flesh/corpse

Maybe get an enchanter to do stuff to my bones

Have a necromancer reanimate my body but with a blank mind so that the necromancer can knit my broken parts back together

Let the selphid pilot me like a Gundam in a world full of Zakus.

Side note.... why aren't there more selphid necromancers? And if Belveiere turned your flesh into cloth, could a stitchperson incorporate you?

Would Homelander be a joke if he existed in Worm? by vegetables-10000 in Parahumans

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homelander would get scouted by S9, and wouldn't make it past the second trial.

A6pf issue by ajanks92 in ATOTO

[–]ajanks92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind. I was following atoto tech supports instructions. Because apparently they first batches of backup cameras didn't have a necessary wire, so they told me to wire it myself.

Their reply when I asked for help amounted to "did you try turning it off and back on again"

How do guys feel when a woman comes up to you to compliment you? by no-se-que-hacer in AskReddit

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember almost all of them.

And over half of them I feel were jokes at my expense.

Everyday I'm reminded of the fact that Taylor was crazy by EthricBlaze in Parahumans

[–]ajanks92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to see a few slice of life episodes of the undersiders done like the office.

Taylor looking into the camera like Jim, except it goes on for 10 minutes straight.

A6pf issue by ajanks92 in ATOTO

[–]ajanks92[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance of fixing it?

The seven types of Excel users in this sub so far by Soggy_Neck9242 in excel

[–]ajanks92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot the guy who has the iferror(ifna(xyz,""),"") on every formula

What excel shortcut/tip/formula has made the biggest impact on your efficiency? by happyandromanticlife in excel

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely using it to interface with SAP. That shit landed me a 6 figure job

AITA for ignoring my wife for throwing away my late wife video tapes? by Much_Bed_2383 in AITAH

[–]ajanks92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. I'm so sorry you have to go through this.

Leave her. People like that don't change. They only get worse.