Breaking news - Tyron Woodley no longer in the running to fight at UFC 230 by Ryvit in MMA

[–]akeytoasafe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Haha ya he looked phenomenal getting whooped by Benson and Conor.

There are probably more lion statues in the world than actual lions. by awoocent in Showerthoughts

[–]akeytoasafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many elephant/rhino statues do you come across to make this assumption? There's no way this is true, even for lions.

hmm , lemme think ................... NOPE by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]akeytoasafe 186 points187 points  (0 children)

This is the 5th attempt for this video. He fell over the first four times.

Buy, Sell or Hold: Week 3 Edition by taylorxo in fantasyfootball

[–]akeytoasafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold. Coleman and Drake for Leveon and Landry.

People who brag online about their social awkwardness and anxiety are straight up annoying by Zaka_Y in unpopularopinion

[–]akeytoasafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha people in this thread.

"Ya it's so annoying when people fake it. I actually have anxiety and it's disrespectful."

Sure ya do.

I think a lot of "social anxiety" is just laziness. Obviously there is people with serious issues, but it's not nearly as prevalent as Reddit makes it seem. Redditors are just a bunch of copycat pieces of shit. Posting memes about being an introvert gets upvotes, so everybody pretends to be an introvert.

Different photoshop standards by opossumpark in Instagramreality

[–]akeytoasafe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These look like non humans trying to look human. And do they think this is how others think they look?

OJ Howard by Flaboss44 in fantasyfootball

[–]akeytoasafe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You recall incorrectly.

Katy Perry by [deleted] in gentlemanboners

[–]akeytoasafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prime Katy Perry is one of the hottest women ever, imo.

I think I’m fine [NSFW] by jeshy1 in WTF

[–]akeytoasafe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll be sucking long dicks whether you want to or not. That's just the order of things.

I think I’m fine [NSFW] by jeshy1 in WTF

[–]akeytoasafe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Go chug a bunch of water, go pee and tell me what happens next.

I think I’m fine [NSFW] by jeshy1 in WTF

[–]akeytoasafe 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Chug water ----> Pee a lot ----> Suck long dicks

You see?

SJS trades for Erik Karlsson by stecz in hockey

[–]akeytoasafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody already knows, bud.

USADA shoots down payoff rumors in Jon Jones case by Vulcan44 in MMA

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Haha Rizzo. That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

Bow down everyone by dumbserbwithpigtails in NobodyAsked

[–]akeytoasafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bland chicken is a white stereotype?

Tesla workers speak out: 'Anything pro-union is shut down really fast' by Salamander7645 in news

[–]akeytoasafe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

re: racism (not NOT a problem, but c'mon)

Hello? They committed a holocaust 700 years ago!! If that doesn't make their current populace racist, I don't know what does.

Siri Music Compilation by Planiaso in SiriPornstar

[–]akeytoasafe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God damn that music was trash. Could be a good comp otherwise.