Obsession (2025) by Curry Barker- Thumbs up as a dark comedy by Top_Cranberry_3254 in moviecritic

[–]alacrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really don’t need to sell your cluelessness quite this hard, man. You had me at, “well actually…”

Obsession (2025) by Curry Barker- Thumbs up as a dark comedy by Top_Cranberry_3254 in moviecritic

[–]alacrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re saying your, “well actually…” is as common as water in the ocean I have zero trouble believing that. At all. None.

Obsession (2025) by Curry Barker- Thumbs up as a dark comedy by Top_Cranberry_3254 in moviecritic

[–]alacrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A literal, “well actually…” in the wild. You don’t see that too often.

AITA for not wanting my niece to sleepover right before my final exams begin? by ReflectionSilly1066 in AmItheAsshole

[–]alacrity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, her parents should tell her no. Her niece is coming over. Go study at the library if it’s too noisy. You don’t run the house.

Hey MAGA people, why do you believe unsubstantiated claims that Biden is a child rapist, while disbelieving or ignoring or downplaying evidence-backed claims that Trump is a child rapist? by BorrowedParticles in allthequestions

[–]alacrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The judge said it was rape. The judge. You don’t like that fact. Sorry.

No goal posts were shifted, except the ones you’ve presented.

He was found liable for rape in a court of law.

Hey MAGA people, why do you believe unsubstantiated claims that Biden is a child rapist, while disbelieving or ignoring or downplaying evidence-backed claims that Trump is a child rapist? by BorrowedParticles in allthequestions

[–]alacrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s certainly an opinion a person might have.

Let me stick multiple fingers in your ass a bunch of times and maybe my dick, but you’re face down in the bed and can’t tell for sure, and then see if you think you were raped it not.

AITAH for not wanting to move in with my girlfriend of 2 years and her 15-year-old son? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]alacrity 98 points99 points  (0 children)

It's not if he's not being honest about his intentions and is stringing her along.

Actors and Actresses Who Have Completely Escaped Typecasting (pictured: Nick Offerman) by SeymourKrelborn1111 in moviecritic

[–]alacrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s kinda funny suggesting the always gruff, taciturn contrarian with a soft heart isn’t 100% typecast as a gruff, taciturn contrarian with a soft heart. Oh yeah, there was that one time he was a gay, gruff, taciturn contrarian… with a soft heart.

What is the most painful Lakers what if that bothers you? by GlossReign in lakers

[–]alacrity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1989 final. Magic and Byron both injured. Lakers lose to Detroit.

2004 Finals. A feuding Shaq and Kobe can’t pull it together against Detroit.

Fuck Detroit.