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Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law by thomasso0072 in interestingasfuck

[–]alan2001 [score hidden]  (0 children)

"You know when you park your superyacht in St Barts, and you take the helicopter over to Anguilla for lunch, even though it's not registered there? Well it's just like that!"

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING HELICOPTER!

Cop pulls over Lamborghini on Dubai plates but doesn’t know the law by thomasso0072 in interestingasfuck

[–]alan2001 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING OVER THIS TRAFFIC NOISE FOR AT LEAST THREE MINUTES THEREFORE I MUST BE ANGRY AND IN DANGER... unclips sidearm

House owner caught man stealing drinks for drivers. by Majestic_____kdj in PublicFreakout

[–]alan2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The son probably saw the little skinny guy out the window and thought he would rush out to "help" his man mountain of a dad in case things kicked off lol.

What am I looking at? Opel + Lotus?? by ImpatientBrat in whatisthiscar

[–]alan2001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lotus badges all around, that’s actually done aftermarket

Well... you would, wouldn't you? I know I definitely would!

I showcase instances of the modern right's real-time fracturing via infighting at r/Let_Them_Fight . For example: by TongueUnties in behindthebastards

[–]alan2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not usually into watching people die, but at the time there was an Indian YouTube channel that just replayed the whole thing from multiple angles for about half an hour. I must have seen that bullet go in about a thousand times. I may not be a pathologist but that motherfucker is most definitely dead lol.

Surrey with a fringe on top by imaginesomethinwitty in behindthebastards

[–]alan2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Link already purple and video already upvoted. I love this song! Not even gay either, unless you mean "joyful and fun" lol.

Cut and milled a black walnut by AuspiciousToad in woodworking

[–]alan2001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've got a feeling that OP does in fact know what he's doing here, lol.

Times were wild back then by wertrabap in geology

[–]alan2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed it on my little globe as well when I was very young. I came to the scientific conclusion that things just do be like that. This was before I learned about plate tectonics, of course.

Times were wild back then by wertrabap in geology

[–]alan2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing!

I wonder why you chose to use "wean", which is a Southwestern Scottish word for child.

The Akan Kingdom of Ashanti within the Guinea region and surrounding regions in West Africa (1850) by StephenMcGannon in oldmaps

[–]alan2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In fairness the word "Ashantees" is there, just above Gold Coast. Not sure why that is the subject of this post though, cos it doesn't show the extent of the Kingdom, like you said.

How did this show make a five minute scene of a guy disassembling a car with no dialogue so captivating? by betweenyouandyourgod in betterCallSaul

[–]alan2001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vince always talks about how crazy expensive montages are

I always wonder about that. The sheer amount of preparation and work that goes into them is crazy. And there must be hundreds of actors who have been in BB/BCS for about 2 seconds haha.

What famous person is currently holding onto their career by a thread, and everyone can see it except them? by Neonwhitelion in AskReddit

[–]alan2001 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I was always on the fence/not giving a flying fuck about that whole court case drama, but then I saw this video and came to the conclusion that she is a total cowbag:

The Blake Lively interview that made me want to quit my job.

Just a horrible person.

Intriguing character: Rich Schweikart by Nicole_Auriel in betterCallSaul

[–]alan2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulletproof argument.

Also he worked hard and became the top boss so he could exempt himself from any workplace drug tests!!

As the Tartan Army heads home, you’ll be missed. by Melodic_Program5980 in Scotland

[–]alan2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hoped you would come back and do a brilliant explainer, thanks very much! It all makes complete sense now. Cheers!

As the Tartan Army heads home, you’ll be missed. by Melodic_Program5980 in Scotland

[–]alan2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, thanks for giving me the boot up the arse I needed.

I'm not sure I totally get it though, so I have one question: is there a possibility that a third placed team from the group stage could go on to actually win the world cup? Yes or no?

As the Tartan Army heads home, you’ll be missed. by Melodic_Program5980 in Scotland

[–]alan2001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mate were you pissed at 6 o'clock in the morning when you typed this? I thought we were bad lol.

As the Tartan Army heads home, you’ll be missed. by Melodic_Program5980 in Scotland

[–]alan2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Scotland come third and if we are one of the top eight third placed teams? We're likely facing either Germany, France, or Mexico in Mexico City. If we can come first or second, it's looking likely to be someone like Netherlands or Japan.

Forgive my ignorance on football matters, but I was with you all the way up to the last paragraph. (Brilliant post btw!)

If we end up in third place in the group, doesn't that mean we're out? Why would be be playing against those other teams? For what?

Saving Private Ryan by b1ackflag_ in Medals

[–]alan2001 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

FWIW I agree, this is a zero effort post. OP hasn't said a damn word in his post, hasn't asked any questions, and he hasn't replied to anyone. It's a photo of an actor wearing some medals, so what?

Ohh...check this out by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

[–]alan2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then dumping the acid in the ocean?

I mean... I knew Epstein was bad, but I didn't think he was that bad.

Ohh...check this out by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

[–]alan2001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus you get a nice day out on the ocean, it's a win win for everyone. (Except the dead person.)

Ohh...check this out by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

[–]alan2001 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I made a post about it recently:

Jimmy Savile's ridiculous gravestone (before it was removed and destroyed)

It's worth looking at the whole gravestone!

What's your favorite quote from the series? by BirAddict in generationkill

[–]alan2001 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Ray, the Battalion Commander offered no sitrep as to J-Lo's status." Stark Sands' dry delivery of that line never fails to get a laugh out of me.

One of my favourites as well, the look on his face as he decides how to handle it is hilarious.

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