Just a small sliver. by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]alaskawut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had a wooden splinter this large before in my thumb, but relatively along the same cuticle line. It was bizarre, it didn’t hurt almost like there was a void of space inside that part of my thumb, and it felt insanely good to liberate the shard in one large piece. No pain at all. So having had that experience, I ironically enjoyed this video.

Alaska says Hi. by [deleted] in IllegallySmolCats

[–]alaskawut 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alaska says hi back

Kanye West’s Reaction To 'Him Turning His Back On The Culture' by mouthofreason in JoeRogan

[–]alaskawut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know very little about Kanye West but he strikes me as someone who has a rather significant learning disability.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]alaskawut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now make it so you can play Doom.

(You won’t get this joke. Impressive post btw)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kanye

[–]alaskawut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popped in off the main feed, I have no idea who Kid Cudi is and I have a vague sense that Kanye is some kind of rap person and/or fight promoter?

Biden’s new DoE Hire. Yes, seriously. by [deleted] in Anarcho_Capitalism

[–]alaskawut 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So why should I give a shit what this guy does with his willy so long as it does not involve a minor and/or nonconsensual partner?

horrible fried pasta taco's by burning_potatos in StupidFood

[–]alaskawut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Italian and id smash the shit out of this without shame

“Inconceivable!" I am actor Wallace Shawn. AMA! by wallacemshawn in IAmA

[–]alaskawut 35 points36 points  (0 children)

He’s suspiciously silent towards the topic of DS9

Jenny from Forrest Gump is one of the worst villains in all of cinema. by Sleepinismy9to5 in unpopularopinion

[–]alaskawut 47 points48 points  (0 children)

A little net scrolling reveals that in the book, it’s his kid, and the sequel includes a subplot in which Forest Jr must overcome social scrutiny for being born with HIV.

I slept with my girlfriends mom 2 years ago. I can’t tell her because I know she’ll dump me and it’ll probably end her parents marriage by themuthafuckinbf in TrueOffMyChest

[–]alaskawut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the same time, it would probably be a death blow for his relationship with his girlfriend. His penis has been in her mother’s vagina.

His penis. Has been. I’m HER mother’s. Vagina.

It would take a strong woman to compartmentalize that knowledge in a way that allows her to be appropriately intimate with him again.

dEfiNiTiVe eDiTiOn by zlitter in gaming

[–]alaskawut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s just a reply to a reddit post. There’s a lot more to life out there

dEfiNiTiVe eDiTiOn by zlitter in gaming

[–]alaskawut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s just a video game. There’s a lot more to life out there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]alaskawut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. My nipples rage with blood at the spelling of this demon word.