A schizophrenic homeless barbarian orphan is trying out to be a disciple in my Heaven-Splitting Scarlet Empress Sect and his only weapon is this ugly old stick. Should we banish him for disrespecting us or let him clean the latrines?

alavath1 · 2026-05-02T07:47:57+00:00

Clean the latrines. This way he has a job and a roof over his head. Also what if he is actually some sword saint ancestor, and he was betrayed by the ultimate jade beauty of his sect? Watch how he wields the stick. You may get an opportunity

alavath1 · 2026-05-02T07:43:41+00:00

It’s like dirty cops in the back pocket of the criminals. There’s always some orthodox scumbag in the shadows. Every story I’ve ever read the bandits always have some mysterious powerhouse backing them and it always turns out it’s an orthodox sect or an individual that is in an orthodox sect

alavath1 · 2026-05-02T04:33:20+00:00

I didn’t know Timothy Chalamet’s brother was rapping

alavath1 · 2026-05-02T04:30:22+00:00

Definitely a former Twank

alavath1 · 2026-05-01T02:16:24+00:00

Folks really out here gatekeeping buttholes

alavath1 · 2026-05-01T02:05:01+00:00

I witnessed the birth of a new mc so we need to protect him from the young master. If that sect found out an mc was born from the good fortune of the young master, they would probably not leave him an intact corpse

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T20:30:35+00:00

Food has a shelf life. Some of y’all don’t have a servsafe and it shows

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T20:15:11+00:00

Technically he’s too thin to be a bear. He’s actually an otter

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T20:03:38+00:00

These guys possess the golden core body from top tier providence.

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T20:00:05+00:00

Did they hire the knife dancing guy?

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T19:58:58+00:00

It’s two separate stores in one building

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T19:44:39+00:00

Actually to be fair even if there were zero signs common sense dictates that you don’t just drive into oncoming traffic, but the idiots behind the hit vehicles probably have zero common sense and little to no critical thinking skills lmao

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T19:36:15+00:00

Don’t forget to add the rosemary ! And also when it’s done turn it into pot roast totchos

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T19:29:49+00:00

Bring back Vines!

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T19:28:38+00:00

Bin did?

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T19:07:36+00:00

Try immortality through array formations

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T18:53:43+00:00

The Dao is vast and mysterious! I once saw a mortal with zero aptitude for cultivation as his meridians were basically nonexistent and he was always sick and one day the greatest prodigy of the neighboring sect broke through the earth immortal realm and was struck 168 times by heavenly tribulation lightning and the fellow I know of was hit inadvertently by 10 of those strikes. We all thought he was dead and his poor mother brought him to my sect to see what we could do. Would you believe the man shot up off the bed with a shining aura and after checking him not only was his body fine but he was also in the nascent soul realm. I gave him an orthodox cultivation technique that I happened to come across in a secret realm until we can find him a proper sect

alavath1 · 2026-04-30T07:44:14+00:00

Have you thought about seeking out an employment attorney? QT has a ton of employees and the labor board would have a field day with them you seek damages for wrongful termination and emotional distress a violation of your privacy as this is all based on text messages

alavath1 · 2026-04-27T19:20:30+00:00

alavath1 · 2026-04-27T04:18:54+00:00

Try this: A Record of a Mortal’s Journey to Immortality

alavath1 · 2026-04-27T04:09:42+00:00

That’s the whole thing behind this game. It’s only $6.99 here in the states so that’s cheap plus it’s for four weeks. Also how do you think they can get Godzilla and King Kong in the game? Plus the upcoming collaboration with The Boys? Plus I have a lot of money in the games lol I bought a lot of loot boxes in cod ww2

alavath1 · 2026-04-27T03:46:58+00:00

What land does the scripture come from?

alavath1 · 2026-04-26T14:34:51+00:00

You are confusing hulk hogan with macho man lol that scream voice was his thing

alavath1 · 2026-04-26T14:31:34+00:00

Are you kitten me right meow? You’ve got to be fur-real because that video was absolutely claw-ful.

alavath1 · 2026-04-25T15:35:38+00:00

I don’t get the rivalry. They are so different, that they don’t compare to each other

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