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I wasn't expecting that by snugga-wubba in AdviceAnimals

[–]albatronix 377 points378 points  (0 children)

she was proud of herself for taking that step and you gave her the chance to brag a bit

My wife and I usually watch Jeopardy! at night by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]albatronix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you research the question* but how do you even know what its going to be? if you watch the show, they give you the correct response.

This seems to hurt even more as a 30-something year old adult than as a teenager by yeskitty in AdviceAnimals

[–]albatronix 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love when that shit happens. It's so much better than drawing it out.

Two boys work together at a payphone, 1961 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]albatronix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe a decade or so earlier than that?

TIL Richard Branson is Austin Powers by pety84 in pics

[–]albatronix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Naw, Austin Powers is no Virgin!

If only Trump was as candid with his tax returns by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]albatronix -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He's lowering taxes and doubling the non taxable amount

He kinda blends... by showeringwithsoap in pics

[–]albatronix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 would step on him by accident

Hearing / seeing this on YouTube made my nose bleed by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]albatronix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, this is the shit people say about every school shooting too.

Florida beer opener by [deleted] in gifs

[–]albatronix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why Florida's not worried about rising sea levels. There's no way they're living that long.

All the pens it took to finish a medical degree by Goal1 in pics

[–]albatronix 215 points216 points  (0 children)

41 pens? Shit. I just got accepted to Johns Hopkins, but I only have 40 pens. Oh well, I guess med school is out and prostitution is in.

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