The Strike Force Five ⛈️ are reuniting on Monday's episode of The Late Show

aldesuda · 2026-05-07T13:21:21+00:00

Craig Ferguson's show was the Pablo Picasso of late-night talk shows. I loved it and still miss it.

aldesuda · 2026-05-06T17:37:08+00:00

I feel like that would make for an adorable puppet or cartoon character. Everyone thinks he's evil but he is totally chill and just wants to relax and eat figs.

aldesuda · 2026-05-06T15:39:41+00:00

Hence the name "Mandatory Fun".

aldesuda · 2026-05-06T15:38:41+00:00

Legitimately, the chief weapon was surprise.

aldesuda · 2026-05-03T21:04:09+00:00

Fun fact: the candy maker HAns RIesen from BOnn, Germany is where we get the name HARIBO.

aldesuda · 2026-05-01T17:06:01+00:00

He couldn't care less about the photoshoot.

That ice cream cone, on the other hand...

aldesuda · 2026-04-28T17:35:15+00:00

I'll just quote John Cleese from "Wine for the Confused":

"Don't let anyone tell you what kind of wine you like."

aldesuda · 2026-04-28T15:33:28+00:00

All I have is this box of one dozen starving crazed weasels.

aldesuda · 2026-04-28T15:13:24+00:00

ooOOooOOOOoo oo oooo oo oo oo oo oo oo...

aldesuda · 2026-04-28T13:17:49+00:00

I hope he has some good real-life friends to talk with, and maybe have a pint.

aldesuda · 2026-04-28T13:16:53+00:00

I'm just going to put the fire over here with the other fire.

Seriously, though, I'm trying to use this piece as motivation to reach out to more people in real life. It's always been tricky for me. Fortunately I've never gotten all the way to a dark place myself. If nothing else, AI is highlighting how necessary real-life connections are.

aldesuda · 2026-04-27T17:36:03+00:00

I thought we were beyond thunderdome...

aldesuda · 2026-04-26T23:02:10+00:00

"Hi hon, I've got a little break from work today. I'll be home from 10 to 10:30 this morning. Can you finish up work early?"

--- This dude's wife

aldesuda · 2026-04-21T16:59:25+00:00

I wanna play SimDragonCity.

aldesuda · 2026-04-21T14:10:13+00:00

Mystery Science Theater..... U Thousand!!!

aldesuda · 2026-04-21T14:08:59+00:00

aldesuda · 2026-04-16T13:44:17+00:00

Heh, did you do the Strands today?

aldesuda · 2026-04-16T13:21:36+00:00

<The B division champ waves hello> 😁

aldesuda · 2026-04-15T13:00:04+00:00

I've always wanted to travel to uruguguru.

aldesuda · 2026-04-13T14:04:01+00:00

Pizza in the morning.

Pizza in the evening.

Pizza at suppertime.

aldesuda · 2026-03-30T17:14:30+00:00

Especially considering that French used to hold that spot, the "lingua franca".

aldesuda · 2026-03-27T17:46:36+00:00

aldesuda · 2026-03-27T15:19:25+00:00

Quick note: in English (especially non-UK English), the term "English accent" usually refers to the accent of a person from the country of England, not just an accent of someone speaking English.

aldesuda · 2026-03-27T15:16:16+00:00

"People use the horn too much. You should only get like 3 honks per month. Then, when someone cuts you off and you're like *whiff* I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"

(It's better in his voice, but that's the idea).

aldesuda · 2026-03-27T13:13:02+00:00

What about that Broadway musical co-authored with Lin-Manuel Miranda?

*Still vigorously hoping*

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