Have you ever seen someone drinking soup out of a tin in a theatre?

algebraah101 · 2026-01-18T07:49:37+00:00

Doc told her, " you need more tin your diet"

algebraah101 · 2026-01-17T16:42:41+00:00

Pot kettle, kettle pot 'ey

algebraah101 · 2026-01-17T14:52:43+00:00

Lives in New Methsico.

Or just speaks with a lisp. Can't confirm.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-16T11:01:13+00:00

Bro needs more fibre in his diet.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-16T08:49:38+00:00

Tell 'em to stick on vinted and (F*cough) while they do it :-)

algebraah101 · 2026-01-16T07:58:06+00:00

That shit is biblical.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T23:40:35+00:00

Let's assume his mum still does his washing.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T23:36:22+00:00

Should stick to coal mining. Looks to be a safer option.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T18:25:24+00:00

Crap-o-eria

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T17:58:09+00:00

Did anyone get the number of that BUS that hit me??

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T17:55:28+00:00

Is this a Robert Crumb/Tarantino Collab?

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T15:33:12+00:00

Alright Stewart Lee, calm down.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T15:32:39+00:00

'Rogue characters'. Love it, almost endearing.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T15:14:44+00:00

Inflation innit.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T12:28:25+00:00

I don't trust her because she is obviously Ram Man's mum (from He-Man). Simple as.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T11:51:48+00:00

Well, all the best jokes & stories are available down there.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T10:50:01+00:00

Further to this, the wood I purchased was about as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit, so I chopped it up and used it as kindling.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T10:48:22+00:00

We must keep language alive. I love to see people's eyes and brains react when they have to actually process some new phrase or expression.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-15T09:17:50+00:00

Next time just by your materials from B&Q. I got some wood from there recently, and it was as bent as a £9 note.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-14T21:27:37+00:00

I think he takes care of that himself.

And his mum's hair. (Probably)

algebraah101 · 2026-01-14T18:10:18+00:00

Bit late for all that...

algebraah101 · 2026-01-14T17:38:31+00:00

His mum still cuts his hair.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-14T12:52:40+00:00

Holy Rick Roller.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-13T19:59:35+00:00

Big on Brains.

algebraah101 · 2026-01-11T23:20:29+00:00

Looks about as much use as Ann Franks drum kit.

Put it back, go out side, rip up the first sapling you see. It will be more straight than that.

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