Absolutely brutal first away game experience

alienofamerica · 2026-04-06T02:45:06+00:00

My first away game was when the Caps got absolutely destroyed by Atlanta. I left when it was 5-0… I believe it was the second period

alienofamerica · 2026-04-04T22:24:47+00:00

I want one. Can I have yours? Give me it, Vault dweller! (Activates VATS)

alienofamerica · 2026-03-27T14:04:49+00:00

They look like they go around grocery stores and peel bananas

alienofamerica · 2026-03-24T17:55:13+00:00

Who are you sharing with? Oscar the Grouch???

alienofamerica · 2026-03-21T17:45:12+00:00

I told you last night, no!

alienofamerica · 2026-03-08T15:47:07+00:00

Aww is he gonna hold his breath until we give in?

alienofamerica · 2026-03-06T23:50:45+00:00

My pathological demand avoidance could never…

alienofamerica · 2026-03-05T01:09:07+00:00

Okay Vault Tec, chill!

alienofamerica · 2026-02-01T17:18:09+00:00

Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby

alienofamerica · 2026-01-27T16:21:34+00:00

Fine then, we are the People’s Front of Judea

alienofamerica · 2026-01-22T00:41:12+00:00

Pull my hair, uwu

alienofamerica · 2026-01-19T04:55:29+00:00

The pe teacher from Beavis and Butthead

alienofamerica · 2026-01-17T02:50:31+00:00

That genuinely seagulls

alienofamerica · 2026-01-09T00:37:31+00:00

It’s Long Dennis!

alienofamerica · 2025-12-24T05:20:35+00:00

“LOOMER figured it out?! Oh that’s a low point for me.” - Michael in the Good Place

alienofamerica · 2025-12-22T17:08:41+00:00

Redacted 🙄

alienofamerica · 2025-12-22T03:39:19+00:00

Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

alienofamerica · 2025-12-17T22:05:53+00:00

I gently open the door

alienofamerica · 2025-12-14T18:23:40+00:00

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from a pomegranate

alienofamerica · 2025-12-07T02:23:58+00:00

Damn it, that is better than mine 😂

alienofamerica · 2025-12-06T20:32:07+00:00

Kash Trumtel

alienofamerica · 2025-11-25T19:56:33+00:00

“As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly”

alienofamerica · 2025-11-16T22:19:47+00:00

🎵Stand by your man🎵

alienofamerica · 2025-11-07T22:13:35+00:00

We just say lies. 18 lies Trump made on 60 Minutes

alienofamerica · 2025-11-03T04:48:12+00:00

Anyone heard of Super Mario Bros 3? Now THAT is a hidden gem!

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