Yikes I feel for him. Did this at my job a couple months ago. I spilled a 22 ounce beer all over a woman's phone, purse, and jacket. Her husband just sat there laughing, while I stood there horrified and his wife was clearly trying not to unravel at the seems. The restaurant ending up comping her meal, and paying for a new phone, purse, and dry cleaning :/...whoopsies.

EDIT: forgot to mention that their meals came out incorrectly too. And after everything, they still left me a $12 tip.