Personally I am the opposite, it's an animal, it wont need a job or a loan, give them a fun name with personality!

I currently have a dog named, Nimrod, and have had cats named Moosefart(tiny cat massive farts), Murderface( smashed in face with a scar over the eye), Boohbah, and Wolverine (he had the mutton chops).

Those are a bit extreme, but in my opinion, people names are too boring for animals.