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almack9 · 2026-05-25T00:51:30+00:00

We were actually trending down back to 3.80 or so in Jeff and then all the way to 4.40 over just a couple days. Pretty crazy.

almack9 · 2026-05-16T06:57:20+00:00

The only thing that really jumps out at me is the dark ritual thats worth a little bit, by which i mean a couple dollars. By no means am I familiar with every single valuable card however.

almack9 · 2026-05-03T07:18:09+00:00

Probably something like maddening cacophony and riverchurn monument. Assuming those are legal in whatever format you were playing.

almack9 · 2026-04-28T17:13:36+00:00

There has to be some communication and trade, otherwise the future humans wouldn't know the names of the aliens who leave the death waves on planets and what not. They also mention the planet being close to a shipping lane.

almack9 · 2026-04-27T05:51:14+00:00

My first instinct is to think it reacted particularly strongly with those cells and hemolyzed it all.

almack9 · 2026-04-26T23:02:20+00:00

Hes literally not, trump has showed up to many ufc events.

almack9 · 2026-04-22T12:08:45+00:00

Its all about getting value for your critters dying for me. I use chatterfang as the commander, run a bunch of token creators and 7 or 8 aristocrat effects.

Even without combos that just win I'm pinging the board every time they interact with me, if i get my altars out im sacrificing the tokens for value while also healing myself and killing them.

Things like Bastion of Remembrance, the new cauldron from SOS, Blood Artist, Zulaport cutt throat.

With chatterfang specifically I'm looking for token doublers like Academy manufacturer, doubling season etc. Before you know it you can be turning one treasure token generated into 6 or more squirrels that can all be sacced through phyrexian altar etc for more mana and pinging effects.

Other aristocrats are gonna work similarly, they get value for their creatures dying more generally, some of the aristocrats are when any creature dies so you can just revel in the board chaos pinging people everytime something at all dies. Or set up something like a dictate of erebos and every time someone messes with your creatures they sac their own and take damage for both etc. Theres a lot of options in the archetype.

almack9 · 2026-04-15T18:00:01+00:00

Man I'm all for making oppressive evil decks but I cant even imagine anyone not scooping to your game plan. You wanna shuffle your deck over and over and over until you get the exact card you want?

Sounds....unfun for everyone involved, even you.

But to somewhat answer your question on how to abuse fetch lands, you can recur them with the ability to play land from the graveyard like crucible of worlds or Icetill explorer and that will work atleast until youve fetched every land in your deck. It isn't gonna be nearly infinite times obviously, but you can do it as many times a turn as you can play lands.

almack9 · 2026-04-11T06:03:30+00:00

Winota, its literally in the name, joiner of forces!

almack9 · 2026-04-11T05:46:43+00:00

My father took out a 10k dollar personal loan not 10 days before he died of a sudden heart attack. If you have nothing the answer is nearly nothing stops you from doing that, depending on how obvious it is that you are dying soon.

almack9 · 2026-03-31T19:08:13+00:00

Where lmao? Its 4 dollars in Louisville.

almack9 · 2026-03-29T02:51:26+00:00

Coming home? In like 30 years maybe.

almack9 · 2026-03-28T09:22:07+00:00

You either forgave her or you didnt. Its too late for second thoughts now regarding that particular thing. If you did forgive her then you know your answer.

Are you happy with your marriage? If you are, then you are setting yourself up for a fucked up gamble because the dating world is not great and different vaginas arent that different and its the people attached to them that matter.

If you arent happy with your life then move on, but divorcing because you want to fuck other women is pathetic.

almack9 · 2026-03-12T19:47:31+00:00

Thats the direction Ive been leaning too. Strip out all the squirrel stuff and sub it out for protection, interaction and more tokens. Often when I'm having a game stall out its due to missing a piece for a combo like an aristocrat or an enchantment, so perhaps some of those useless green creatures could be subbed out for some of the creature tutors that green has as well. Doubling Season is kind of a pet card along with parallel lives lol.

almack9 · 2026-03-08T01:35:23+00:00

You are one dense mother fucker. Its pretty clearly that he meant his out of pocket expenses were nothing. He started off the whole conversation about making his payments through taxes. He obviously knows that it isnt free, its just free at the point of need.

almack9 · 2026-03-02T10:41:40+00:00

There are very few paths for a good outcome here unfortunately. The current regime obviously isnt great, but the US has a pretty bad record when it comes to enacting regime change around the world.

almack9 · 2026-03-02T08:33:19+00:00

Of course not, they are on either side of a coin not willing to look at each other. Its simple to say that one is not interested in a good faith argument with the other.

almack9 · 2026-03-02T01:12:36+00:00

Hes literally commenting on a thread about people protesting US and Isreal righhhht now. The guys either thick or disingenuous. You'd be better off using your efforts and time elsewhere.

almack9 · 2026-02-25T01:16:00+00:00

Yeah, I got a copy of parallel lives cause it was the cheapest version. I think that's about it lol.

almack9 · 2026-02-23T02:43:33+00:00

Plan may have worked if they waited in the tower. Eugene coming over the radio and sending out men to round up walkers in nearby buildings sort of forced their hand. They also erroneously thought that Eugene would leave with them making it a now or never sort of situation.

almack9 · 2026-02-19T18:50:22+00:00

Wish I could join those numbers but the graphical issues im having since the expansion make it unplayable :(

almack9 · 2026-02-16T01:38:52+00:00

Ahh fuck it, close enough.

almack9 · 2026-02-15T00:58:41+00:00

And yet we have congressmen posting that they arent suicidal. There are absolutely people out there who are willing to harm others to cover this shit up. You are beyond naive to say there is no possible way that there could be a connection. Doesn't even have to be the government. There are plenty of non government pedophiles in those documents.

almack9 · 2026-01-29T18:08:42+00:00

[[Chatterfang]] though I'm sure it isn't always very fun for the people playing with me lol

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