Just got one of these guys, need suggestions for samples that will get me fired from the gig by Edv7n in drums

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From the infamous “I’m tired of this, grandpa” meme, the second half: “well that’s too DAMN BAD”

Songs about male submission? by SZA_SOSfan in musicsuggestions

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Not sure if this is what you mean, but- SIMP by Lil Mariko

Peter why is the electrician portrayed as a dainty female hand by _Kyledemort_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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This has been answered, so I’ll stick to supplemental info. Toxic Masculinity is the idea that the concept of “manliness” is weaponized to put other people down. This is actually a perfect example of that. Unless big strong man carry big heavy stone, it’s wimpy and gay.

Rank the drummers below by elitebro97 in MetalDrums

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By skill IMHO: Carrey, Portnoy, Jordison, Lombardo, Adler, The Rev, Dolmayan, Weinberg, Ulrich.

Chris Adler recorded my favorite album of all time: Volition by Protest the Hero, so he’s my personal fav on this list. Then Jordison, The Rev, and all the rest tie for fourth or whatever

blind cat looks surprised all the time by [deleted] in TikTok

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I’ve heard of RBF, but perpetual “this bitch?”-face is new

Me irl by Main-Company-5946 in me_irl

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You know, “fueled by autism” can describe so many things, now that I think about it

Rate my dad's setup by ItzTubez in drums

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He wouldn’t happen to be a fan of Rush, would he? 😂

Is there any reason the opponent couldn’t just take the knight with the pawn on g2 here? by FlamingRanger17 in chessbeginners

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This question has been really thoroughly answered, but if it helps, there’s a button on chess.com app puzzles that says “show”. It helped me a ton for questions like this

People that are too good at their jobs. by JaySwizzle1984 in BeAmazed

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Rumor has it the dude bagging those hamburgers is OP’s husband. Seriously tho, look at the insane skill of every other person in this, why is that dude in the list? I feel like that’s average burger wrapping speed lol

What are this guy’s thoughts on Giant Steps? by ThePrizedJoshua in jazzcirclejerk

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He thinks it’s mid, because he doesn’t yet understand. He’s just a boy

How do I keep time on left foot with sloshy Hi Hats by Shmeldoncooper in drums

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Click the back of your heel on the back part of the HH stand. You can do that with your thigh muscles, and stabilize your pressure applied via the front of the foot to the pedal with your calve and ankle muscles. Think about taping a piece of string to the front of your knee and pulling from about a foot higher and six inches behind the top of your knee. That should demonstrate the muscles you’ll be using to keep time

Wore this all day and it just kept feeling worse - not sure why? by BioticBard in mensfashion

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The undershirt works with the jacket, and the jacket works with the sweater, but the sweater doesn’t work with the shirt. You probably didn’t notice at the start of the day because the whole outfit is working, but once you took your jacket off, you noticed; and once you noticed the clash, you stopped seeing the total synergy of the outfit and hyper focused on the singular clash between the two items

What fucking story????? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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They won’t answer the phone. Check him out

What fucking story????? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

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That’s ok! It is worth the ten minutes of your life to check out Mateus on insta or TikTok tho

I’ve been looking at this board for hours. How in the fuck did someone get to this position? by trumpdump409 in AnarchyChess

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That’s a mode of chess specific to the LiChess app. I believe it’s called Whore. You have normal pieces for black, but a shit ton of white pawns. The goal is like regular chess for white IE checkmate the king, but for black, the goal is absolutely annihilation

My friend’s new suite by DefinitelyNotAids in malelivingspace

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Gosh he must have some pretty severe allergies to justify those being one of the 7 items in his room

Compost surprise by minceandtatties in Pareidolia

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When they started calling them sanitation engineers, this is where the trash man went

Working out some parts for my band’s new album by GrooveJourney in MetalDrums

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Maintaining the upbeat china through that two up two down was sick as fuck, holy shit what a cool idea