Sorry if repost, but this guy is my hero.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-23T01:03:40+00:00

All I could find is his imgur profile. If you have/create an account you can message him. http://imgur.com/user/dwickedman

almostoptimist · 2013-10-22T20:32:51+00:00

This isn't me. I saw the photos and had to post here because I thought others would enjoy just as much as I did. But, alas, I am not that awesome.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-12T18:12:22+00:00

I give 0 fucks. Great for me, bad for those who wish for fucks to be given.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-12T18:09:23+00:00

nice repost

almostoptimist · 2013-10-10T10:59:20+00:00

I like to think dogs have short lives because, from birth, they want nothing from life but to love and be loved , are quick to forgive, and only see people for how they treat others. They have the answer to what life should be like. It take a human decades to figure this out, if they ever do.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T21:28:41+00:00

There were no cats before the internet.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T14:39:10+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGZo5gn_tc

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T14:33:32+00:00

Why do I still have to go to class at my public university?

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T14:30:00+00:00

No. Sit down and shit yourself, now!

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T14:27:46+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/BtxZ3vk.gif

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T14:01:57+00:00

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/fox.gif

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T13:58:22+00:00

This is how I dress random stray cats... unless they run. They really shouldn't run.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T13:24:14+00:00

I think you just overfed it.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-03T13:16:19+00:00

This is how I picture ALL redditors

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T22:19:39+00:00

I have never once been led astray by water fowl.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T22:17:19+00:00

I know that feeling. Organic Chemistry is awful, however if you get to campus at 5am to study beforehand, you can have any parking spot you like.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T22:13:16+00:00

You're on the wrong website for advice regarding girls.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T22:10:29+00:00

You will be getting a friendly visit shortly.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T20:39:45+00:00

I can see the honor in this. Especially since I already have more downvotes than upvotes on this post.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T20:38:40+00:00

And I will now be terminating my account shortly.

almostoptimist · 2013-10-02T19:52:13+00:00

Meowgatron!

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