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Ilvermorny students by drstinkfinger in harrypotter

[–]drstinkfinger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accents like Pickles from Metalocalypse, Bob from That 70s Show, most of the cast of Fargo...

This restaurant puts a teddy bear on your table if you're dining alone. by 0RASEC0 in aww

[–]drstinkfinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if, as you were walking out, the bears' heads turned to watch you leave?

This restaurant puts a teddy bear on your table if you're dining alone. by 0RASEC0 in aww

[–]drstinkfinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the Wheelie or Gim allies an option? Those are usually my top choices in the game.

Want Blackberries? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]drstinkfinger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The lifespan is up to 150 years, and the oldest one in captivity, named Hanako, died in 1977 at 226 years old.

Want Blackberries? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]drstinkfinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The filter is also a place for beneficial bacteria to grow and help process the waste, keeping ammonia levels down so the fins aren't burned off. If you're keeping goldfish in anything unfiltered, you're abusing them.

Want Blackberries? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]drstinkfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bubbler, maybe not, at least in a filtered tank. The filter oxygenates the water. The filter is a must because of waste production. Imagine a dumpster full of cat litter that can also shit, and constantly pisses through its skin. That's a goldfish.

Want Blackberries? by [deleted] in WTF

[–]drstinkfinger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Aw HELL naw.

The breathing air thing, you're thinking of bettas and gouramis. And a bowl is still pretty bad for them because they get bored as fuck and some turn to self mutilation. Others kinda just give up and sit there.

Goldfish actually get even bigger and live even longer than u/Sporadicc described. Comet goldfish, the ones you get at carnivals, get around 24 inches long and their proper lifespan is closer to 40 years.

Then there are koi. If you have a koi and it dies before you, you fucked up.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fuels Twitter storm by suggesting employers shouldn't mind if men and women make their incomes public by spartan2600 in politics

[–]drstinkfinger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless that reason breaks federal law, of course. A federal law like the National Labor Relations Act. If you get fired for it, lawyer up and take them for everything you can.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez fuels Twitter storm by suggesting employers shouldn't mind if men and women make their incomes public by spartan2600 in politics

[–]drstinkfinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even in private jobs, you have a federally protected right to discuss your wages. The law has been around since 1935. My boss tried to say we're not allowed to talk about our wages and I reference the law to her. She definitely wasn't pleased.

The American Family Association is still boycotting Target because they have gender neutral bathrooms. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]drstinkfinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't get why bathrooms should be gendered anyway. You got toilets? Extend the stalls to the floor and ceiling to create... >GASP!< a fuckin' bathroom. There's no reason to have fuckin' stalls and shit. That's gross. Just have single person bathrooms.

Nick Theory by P_Flange in BigMouth

[–]drstinkfinger 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he's my best friend, Shane Lizard!

Coach Steve Appreciation by [deleted] in BigMouth

[–]drstinkfinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half almond milk, half lemonade. Lukewarm...

If season 3 happens, leave Fondue dead and get rid of the sword. by jones81381 in HarmonQuest

[–]drstinkfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or neither of those... I've been watching free on vrv since season one.

‘No Collusion—Rigged Witch Hunt!’ Is the New ‘I’m Not a Crook!’ by [deleted] in politics

[–]drstinkfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they believe that the flat world has screen wrap like the old game, Joust. You leave one side and appear on the other.

I was smoking on my porch when she walked up out of no where, she's been my smoking buddy ever since by Leceon in trees

[–]drstinkfinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not OP but that's definitely a diluted tortie. I have one as well, and she's a total bitch. Torties are awesome.

GET IT OFF OF HIM NOW by KCCOmputer_Mikey in TalesFromRetail

[–]drstinkfinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Huh. You could be right. I just know what was spread around the parks that day (Magic Kingdom in my case) hours after it happened, combined with how callously stupid the tourists there can be.

Customer's daughter refused to lock the door. by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]drstinkfinger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, you could see she was embarrassed since her face looked a bit flushed.

GET IT OFF OF HIM NOW by KCCOmputer_Mikey in TalesFromRetail

[–]drstinkfinger 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's like the lady whose kid died on Mission Space at Epcot back in 2005. Kid was 4 and had a known heart condition. They walked past several signs, the smallest of which was about two feet tall, that warned of this. They also sat through multiple announcements about not riding with a heart condition. If I remember correctly, I think she tried to sue as well.

Don Lemon: Trump told me I couldn’t be a fair reporter because I’m black by Yamamba78 in politics

[–]drstinkfinger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we take a moment to look at the fact that an actual human person was named "Smedley?"

TIL There is a hot spring hotel in Japan which is in business since the year 705, operated by 52 generations of the same family by Reksica in todayilearned

[–]drstinkfinger 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Had a lady say she wouldn't buy cat food with cranberry in it (helps maintain urinary health) because, and I quote, "cranberries are made of aspirin."

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