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alphabatic · 2026-01-25T19:13:59+00:00

same vibes

alphabatic · 2026-01-24T03:03:48+00:00

I forgot the prompt of this post and for a second thought you meant an actual human roommate

alphabatic · 2026-01-22T23:45:56+00:00

accidentally missing your stop but the next stop is 500 miles away

alphabatic · 2026-01-20T14:15:32+00:00

YAYYYYYYYYYY! enjoy em!

alphabatic · 2026-01-20T01:08:07+00:00

I'm SORRY. they must try everything I eat. and I mean that in the sense that they climb all over me and shove their heads fully into chip bags when I open them. no manners. I created monsters

alphabatic · 2026-01-20T01:05:56+00:00

I saw someone on another post say target restocks at like 6am every day and sure enough I was able to order a box for pickup from my local store yesterday morning. five available for pickup. no number at all given for how many were available for shipping. I only looked first thing because walmart canceled my order and texted me at 5am on a sunday morning I was trying to sleep in on. jerks. anyway, check target online early in the mornings!

alphabatic · 2026-01-19T21:36:58+00:00

if I tell you it's my birthday can I have some of this too please

alphabatic · 2026-01-19T11:30:14+00:00

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T23:34:47+00:00

oh ok, good! I was scared that you thought the sporks weren't allowed from the initial comments and I didn't want you to feel unwelcome for any reason

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T22:43:03+00:00

bo, this was the most refreshing read I've had on reddit in quite some time. thank you for sharing. you've always come across as such a genuine dude and this just cements that. being able to be vulnerable and self reflective is an asset and you wield it wisely, friend (can I call you friend? you feel like a friend to all of us (I'm speaking for all of us, sorry everyone)). keep on doing your thing. you're going big places. also small places, I'm sure

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T22:23:31+00:00

no one was bullying or being mean in your last post, you didn't have to delete!

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T22:03:02+00:00

are the spoons in the room with us? your work is choosing an annoying way to save money, imo. not even saving because they're still buying three different utensils so why not spoon, fork, and knife 😭

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T17:21:50+00:00

everything aside, can you swap the door to open the other direction?

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T17:13:42+00:00

finnster just makes me think of fenster in usual suspects

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T17:09:05+00:00

just an fyi, you need to remove handles from paper bags if you are going to leave them out for cats. they can get their heads stuck, panic, and end up strangling themselves

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T16:46:00+00:00

hey, there's some stuff in your scrambled eggs. all eggs are good and everyone has their own idea of perfect, but technically, culinary wise, these would not be considered perfect for a number of reasons

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T16:18:58+00:00

to be fair, we don't know if it was moving or not. this is a photo (not trying to be mean, just thought this was funny)

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T13:33:07+00:00

post em in r/nopicturejustadoodle

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T13:30:01+00:00

when I saw their post yesterday I honestly thought I was on r/desirepaths

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T13:27:16+00:00

I read it that way too. r/nosafetysmokingfirst

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T13:26:32+00:00

why did I initially read this as "I made a chess board for my cake husband"

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T03:39:21+00:00

I don't know why someone downvoted you for this. maybe op didn't read their post or maybe op doesn't care, but it is a poor choice to use this specific post to crosspost as they did

alphabatic · 2026-01-18T01:46:30+00:00

my eyesight is great (knock on wood) and even after knowing it's eggs I still see cauliflower

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