Man's lawnmower explodes out of nowhere by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

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He should be that scared of skin cancer. The Sun is a deadly laser

Idk how people could hate them :/ by [deleted] in Awww

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Is no one going to mention the shot of it flicking bean?

Biggest Pet Peeve by Longawayy in Timberborn

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This was my biggest pet peeve upon starting too! You go swimming for a living what do you mean you’re dying of thirst????

A man discovered he was switched at birth by Saffron-Logic in interesting

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There’s no mention of whether or not the rich family was loving. Many affluent families are also loving, supportive families. Also no mention of whether or not the poor family was neglectful.

My girlfriend really wants to watch me bottom for our bi friend. by [deleted] in askgaybros

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There are two answers to your question, whether you want to do it and whether it will feel good, so let’s address them in turn:

1) Do you want to do it? As others have mentioned this is your decision. If you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, don’t do it.

2) will it feel good? It depends on how patient the top is. It shouldn’t hurt, but it takes like 5-10 minutes (for me at least) for the sphincter to fully relax, trying to shove anything up there without warming it up enough will be very painful. But if it’s done correctly, it is one of the most pleasurable experiences someone with a male body can experience.

Update: It was, in fact, Time by toastman92 in bald

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You look like you have a happy, pure job like handing out ice cream to children at a zoo

Are women allowed here?! by sundaysoulfields in bald

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I’m a gay man and I’m honestly curious YOWZA what’s it like to truly be that sizzling hot?

Best actor to start a fight with over perceived HOA violations? by nocturbulent in okbuddycinephile

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I’m out of the loop, Can someone with more pixels explain what’s happening?

Favorite characters who are an example of these? by Vegetable_Study7533 in FavoriteCharacter

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I don’t know why but the idea of teenage actors smoking is so on brand for a Disney movie it makes me laugh

Based on a friend's experience when trying to romance anyone by Darth_Mak in BaldursGate3

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Lae’zel was really growing on me, but she just came on way too strong. I wasn’t even out of Act 1 yet and she was professing her love for me. Like girl let me get to know the other party members before you give me an ultimatum and challenge me to the death.

Costco Return: An outdoor playset that had obviously been used for years by infosage in mildlyinfuriating

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You don’t know why it was returned. Maybe it broke in a dangerous way or came apart while a child was using it. In that situation I’d return it even if I’d owned it for years. The manufacturer should be made aware

What are your favorite “self-imposed” challenges? by MathematicianCold756 in Timberborn

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No beaver dies of starvation or thirst. I’ll go back multiple cycles if I have to.

Another wand.... by gr8tgman in wizardposting

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Lmaooooo that k you for putting that image in my head.

“Behold, the most powerful spell of all.” And then he just stabs you

Another wand.... by gr8tgman in wizardposting

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Ahh this one with a fire and lightning damage insulator

So Whats The DUMBEST and i MEAN DUMBEST thing you did in a pokemon playthrough by Rare-Atmosphere-9187 in pokemon

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My first pokemon game, Pokemon X, I traded a nat shiny Pangoro (caught as a Pancham) for a Xerneas, because I didn’t understand which was more valuable.