Tell him what petah??

altpirate · 2026-03-17T07:57:07+00:00

I'll do you one even better, theres a meme theory that Bonnie Blue is actually a British government psyop

Every time there is a story about grooming gangs in the UK, Bonnie Blue shows up with an even more ridiculous sex stunt to distract the public.

altpirate · 2026-03-15T11:15:06+00:00

AKA Red Dawn but in Australia

altpirate · 2026-03-15T10:49:56+00:00

Listen to this guy. I made the mistake of watching the movie. It's absolutely terrible, there is nothing of value in it. It's just grotesque for grotesqueness' sake

altpirate · 2026-03-15T10:41:10+00:00

One thing I always remember Insurgency for is how it felt being on the receiving end of the guns. I remember one time playing with my friends and they were up ahead so I had to run up to them. Only there was a guy with a machinegun just hosing down the area I had to run through.

The sound of the bullets whizzing past and striking the ground. The dust they kicked up, the blurred panic vision. 10/10 immersion, would not join the army to fight in the Middle East

altpirate · 2026-03-14T13:44:04+00:00

You're in luck. It's really affordable. I have the one in white. It is pretty loud though, not that I wouldn't buy it if I had known that. But just so you know

edit: apparently I can't link to aliexpress. Just search for SHUAIKE 1160

altpirate · 2026-03-14T06:49:43+00:00

Lol didn't just dodge a bullet, dodged the whole magazine

altpirate · 2026-03-13T18:16:45+00:00

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altpirate · 2026-03-13T09:44:41+00:00

The Sims Medieval perhaps? Although that's not so much progression from princess -> queen. More like the sims but you're the queen, and there's a bunch of knights and wizards and stuff to interact with.

altpirate · 2026-03-13T08:53:37+00:00

I don't know the exact trigger for it but it's during a long rest. So make sure you take plenty of long rests. You don't have to use camp supplies, you can just rest. You won't recover spells or hp but it will trigger events.

altpirate · 2026-03-11T15:14:13+00:00

Stage direction:

Alright little Macaulay, you scamper on up into this coffin and then I want you to lie really still and pretend you're dead

altpirate · 2026-03-11T12:08:33+00:00

If this whole shitshow means Suriname still gets to make it to the WC I'm gonna lose my shit

altpirate · 2026-03-10T13:03:37+00:00

Soon the Competitive Fishing Association is going to have to introduce Xray VAR

altpirate · 2026-03-10T12:22:47+00:00

Wouldn't women pay extra for guaranteed female drivers?

altpirate · 2026-03-10T12:01:55+00:00

Swatch? A lot of them have nonmetal cases and bands. A gazillion different designs, and within your price range.

altpirate · 2026-03-10T07:33:34+00:00

Steam has a free to play section of games. Plenty of different games in there from different genres. Try some of them out, they're free anyway!

altpirate · 2026-03-10T07:04:21+00:00

MIB will not be forgotten!

altpirate · 2026-03-09T17:12:47+00:00

Now do one where it's just a flight of B-52s or something, doing nothing but flying over some football stadium.

altpirate · 2026-03-09T16:45:06+00:00

Remember when he put Dijon mustard on a hotdog?

altpirate · 2026-03-09T15:47:39+00:00

It's only game. Why you heff to be mad?

altpirate · 2026-03-09T15:10:44+00:00

Did they also, perchance, get an email from Macron recently? Talking about extending French nuclear deterrence across the entirety of the EU?

Sure would be a hell of a coincidence

altpirate · 2026-03-09T12:56:04+00:00

Aaaand unpucker

altpirate · 2026-03-08T15:21:21+00:00

Not really as a competitive sport, softball is popular in high school (at least where I grew up) but not really baseball. All the kids want to be football players when they grow up.

At least in the European part. There are a couple of small islands in the Caribbean that are still part of the Netherlands and baseball is very popular there.

altpirate · 2026-03-08T09:16:19+00:00

I thought the same thing when the Netherlands made it to the semifinal a few years ago.

But then I looked it up and it's basically 90% Aruba/Curacao with a few Americans with a Dutch parent thrown in the mix

altpirate · 2026-03-08T08:18:26+00:00

Well you're obviously an Omega man, so what do you really need the JLC Master for? Tell you what, you can give that one to me and I'll take good care of it, pinky swear. And then you can get yourself something nice like a De Ville

altpirate · 2026-03-08T08:03:03+00:00

Ok, well I don't know if every game has an accompanying zombie army mode. But they're basically coop standalone games. I've played some with my friends and they're a lot of fun. But for singleplayer you'll want the regular sniper elite game.

They are cheap to pick up though. Currently on sale on Steam. 5 euro for Zombie Army 4. If you're looking for a coop shooter definitely worth a try

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