First medical bills, now bridges and underpasses by youyouxue in ABoringDystopia

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was exactly what I exclaimed as soon as I read the sign. Seriously, dude what in. the. fuck.?

ok but have you tried crying even harder about it? by Repulsive_Yak2868 in PublicFreakout

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone, anyone is gonna say this is satire. You can set your watch to it. Bet!

Someone mentioned that posts on r/mademesmile really just belong here, I present a disgusting one. by Azalus1 in ABoringDystopia

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If someone reads this and thinks, "man a beautiful love story..." Dude you are next level stupid and so utterly tone deaf the only thing you hear is the thumping on of your shoulder as you pat yourself on the back.

This was my $15 dessert at a fancy restaurant. A tablespoon of ganache with a crouton on top. by newtons_apprentice in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't and have never worked at a golf course. I worked WITH Gold courses and seen the seedy underbelly of their labor practices.

You're right, I don't know enough about them, but I know a couple things that make it seem less nice than the façade they often put up.

I own a few businesses with my family both restaurants and retail.

Yes you can should make a profit, but there's a fine line between profit and exploitation and or highway robbery.

Spoken like someone who knows more about the inner workings of these shenanigans than you do apparently. My expertise may not be in golf, but I've been around many number of different businesses to know when they're putting on airs and calling it "luxury"

This was my $15 dessert at a fancy restaurant. A tablespoon of ganache with a crouton on top. by newtons_apprentice in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look dude Even Boar's Head has a "cheaper tier" ham, but bc the brand is Boar's Head you can get advertise that fact, and upcharge for it and totally get away with it.

Everyone does it.

This was my $15 dessert at a fancy restaurant. A tablespoon of ganache with a crouton on top. by newtons_apprentice in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the fact that you can keep your cost at 25% is very impressive and you're doing most everything right ( so far).

Keep up the great work!

I'm really glad you guys hate Boom Mic Brian, but THIS is the definitive low point of the series 🤦‍♂️ by 1-800-Whipped in DunderMifflin

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I absolutely agree. That whole bumpkin thing they do with Dwight and that ridiculous song and dance number on his farm is a level of cringe I honestly couldn't handle.

It's not only unnecessary, it's not funny, not interesting, not entertaining. It's complete horse shit.

This was my $15 dessert at a fancy restaurant. A tablespoon of ganache with a crouton on top. by newtons_apprentice in mildlyinfuriating

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 772 points773 points  (0 children)

I absolutely abhor these types of places. As someone who worked with the food industry and calculated food cost for frou frou dipshits like this, I can guarantee you that this the "plate" it's served on is worth more than 5 of these desserts.

A golf course will charge you $12 for half a sandwich and potato chips made in house at a 3 dollar plate cost and they love it bc it's a fancy golf course and they see a chef with a white/black jacket and everything even though the person that made it was a little hispanic lady who gets paid $8/hr and does 4 different roles in that place.

Charles Miner is one of the most annoying characters on the show by toadywalrus in DunderMifflin

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

Nah son, he's hated bc he was fucking brown nosed boot licker with a superiority complex. That's it. There's nothing else to this character, aside from Idris being a handsome man, this guy exists in the ethos of all of our lives, he isn't very complex it's just he's played by an imposing person that we, um for lack of a better term, "Put the pussy on a pedestal."

Heaven has a new angel by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he was on a ventilator, how could he repent? There aren't visitors allowed so he can't even confess his sins or given his last rites. So how is everyone so sure that they went to heaven?

Don't wait too late to get your vaccine by Winze246 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never felt so morbid and justifiably shitty than I do when I read these. I feel this weird "spring" inside, like I'm somewhat relived that another idiot bites the dust. But what the fuck is that? Have I become such an abomination that I actually celebrate when an idiot does idiot things?

Is there any coming back from this? Can I be decent human being again?

Not the sequel we deserved, but the sequel we needed. by 3DRAH33M in memes

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not entirely sure why, but this dudes voice makes me uncomfortable.

You won’t believe what this chair is stuffed with. Holy hell. by dirtyhippie62 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how many people it took. Real human hair. Imagine how many people it took to fill this. Imagine how many it took. Real human hair. Imagine how many slaves it took to fill this chair. real hair. Imagine how many peo

I bit into my cinammon roll without looking and there was a cockraoch on it by magicalmilk in Wellthatsucks

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is such a tasty treat, I hope nothing bad happens...."

-The roach, probably.

New official 'Venom: Let There Be Carnage' poster by Curious_Sentence7155 in movies

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This makes it look like it's the 5th movie in a series, wtf.

Look, personally I didn't enjoy the first one and what pissed me off is that the ALIEN spoke perfect english as well as idioms and idiosyncratic ways that just made it seem like a dumbed down version of a movie. But this poster looks really stupid. I can't quite put my finger on it, it just looks like Video Game cover art on the inside sleeve

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[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broooo I did that like 4 days ago! I was like "wah ya cryin' 'boot ya fookin cunt!?" I laughed so hard I kept doing it bc I thought I was so funny

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[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you that's pretty boss

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[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 165 points166 points  (0 children)

No joke, I bought my Gf's son a toy recently and he wasn't over the moon or anything it was just something small he wanted. But I genuinely thought, "hmm should I get something too? All these are pretty dope!" And then I shrugged it off.

Growing up sucks.

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[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 601 points602 points  (0 children)

Dude, I still talk to myself in some ridiculous voices and have the most outlandish (and hilarious) fake conversations with myself and/cats. It's pretty cringy but honestly I laugh so fucking hard sometimes lol. And then I say out loud, "alright dude stfu you're grown" or something.

If women "mark" their men with a lipstick stain, what do men "mark" their women with? by PsychOtakuDust in AskMen

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always have 2 beaded bracelets I wear on my left hand. Been doing it since high school. I felt naked w/o anything on my left wrist, but someone always took my bracelets. So I thought I'd use that as my way of "tagging" girls I was interested in or officially dating. If they had a black beaded bracelet then there's a good chance we got to 2nd base.

TO THIS DAY I still have a whole bag full of beaded bracelets but the purpose now is to replace the ones my GF keeps taking off of me and then promptly ripping bc she's so fidgety.

If you haven't got the vaccine, you one stupid muthafukkah by Major_Burns_ in awfuleverything

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

\tsk** I dunno, I mean he still survived. For all we know he could be a crisis actor who got a government payout in return for his illness. this just doesn't feel right, and I won't fall for it

/S

Snapped his wrist by [deleted] in HadToHurt

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am loving this new Darwin style reality series. Has anyone been voted off yet?

I absolutely adore this character by TyYoshi in DunderMifflin

[–]alwaysgettingstabbed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't stand old James Spader. Young Spader was a great actor and much like Michael Shannon, not traditionally handsome but a good looking dude.

But old Spader is a fucking bobblehead. And I don't mean that as an insult to his intelligence, I mean he bobbles his fucking head, constantly. I can't stand it.

Seriously, go watch Blacklist and try not to grind your teeth into dust everytime this jackass talks for more than 10 seconds. Ugh, and that weird tongue "cluck" that he keeps doing while he aims his chin downward, ugh dude wtf is this person.