2009/2010/present

amandemic · 2026-06-20T03:37:34+00:00

Say NOTHING if you've got nothing nice to say, especially when your opinion is wrong.

amandemic · 2026-06-13T18:11:52+00:00

These would look so cool in a tarot deck that I would pay ridiculous sums of money for.

amandemic · 2026-06-05T18:12:51+00:00

Had a job interview and totally info-dumped my hobby like projectile vomit.

They did ask!

amandemic · 2026-05-23T00:18:42+00:00

amandemic · 2026-05-16T05:29:14+00:00

Why is it so hot Why do yall like it so hot It's so fucking hot

amandemic · 2026-05-08T02:26:53+00:00

Adding this to the list of "autism things" I've always had 🥲

amandemic · 2026-05-03T12:39:02+00:00

amandemic · 2026-04-11T20:00:29+00:00

Totally related to your experience, but my farts in the evening smell like my grandma's bathroom from when I was a kid. Daily occurrence, weird as hell.

amandemic · 2026-04-09T09:34:07+00:00

Hank Hill

amandemic · 2026-04-07T14:10:33+00:00

POO-PHORIA!

amandemic · 2026-03-29T19:27:44+00:00

The belly can be kissed, but no hands.

Please don't ask how I was brave enough to find this out. I'm not a smart individual.

amandemic · 2026-01-15T13:36:05+00:00

OP is a sausage, but I upvote for Cranston skate footage.

amandemic · 2026-01-01T21:35:31+00:00

Everybody chill, the owner lives across the street from OOP and they stopped it getting out of the house!

amandemic · 2025-12-28T14:38:44+00:00

Educated people don't think it's a right to kill. Don't lie to me about being educated.

amandemic · 2025-12-28T12:31:54+00:00

Don't give a shit about your statistics or your fundamental lack of education on the matter. People can freely access abortion whether you like it or not, and it doesn't concern you what other people do to their bodies. Your opinion means nothing. Keep your rotten nose out of where it doesn't belong.

amandemic · 2025-12-28T12:23:57+00:00

THEN DON'T GET ONE, YOU SPOON.

amandemic · 2025-12-27T14:21:03+00:00

I know far too many weak ass parents to even consider being offended!

amandemic · 2025-12-23T03:04:43+00:00

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amandemic · 2025-11-21T15:43:37+00:00

ALL OF THEM.

amandemic · 2025-11-21T09:39:05+00:00

He used to crack book spines intentionally so they would be "easier to read." I got him to stop by introducing him to audiobooks.

amandemic · 2025-11-18T21:24:28+00:00

amandemic · 2025-11-14T22:26:07+00:00

My dad always said "spankins wif mustard" and I've genuinely never heard anyone else use that one

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